The biggest loser.

[Artemis]

If you could forgo the legs and put up with wheels or MagLev then your fuckbot could be a reality a whole lot sooner.

If I wanted to fuck something rigid and without legs, I would frequent the local VFW* bars around town.


*Veterans of Foreign Wars- not sure if that is a US-only thing, or not...

Actually you can increase your luck by heading off to Cambodia, it has the highest concentration of unexploded ordinance (mainly mines) dotted around the landscape of any country and people keep finding them the hard way all the time. A veritable cornucopia of amputees for you to tickle your predilection.

[megabyteme]

If I wanted to fuck something rigid and without legs, I would frequent the local VFW* bars around town.


*Veterans of Foreign Wars- not sure if that is a US-only thing, or not...

Actually you can increase your luck by heading off to Cambodia, it has the highest concentration of unexploded ordinance (mainly mines) dotted around the landscape of any country and people keep finding them the hard way all the time. A veritable cornucopia of amputees for you to tickle your predilection.

I'm thinking a 10-year old amputee wearing latex squid tentacles might be just the thing to get macky as a late Christmas present.

[Artemis]

Actually you can increase your luck by heading off to Cambodia, it has the highest concentration of unexploded ordinance (mainly mines) dotted around the landscape of any country and people keep finding them the hard way all the time. A veritable cornucopia of amputees for you to tickle your predilection.

I'm thinking a 10-year old amputee wearing latex squid tentacles might be just the thing to get macky as a late Christmas present.

And as an added bonus, Cambodia of course is part of the Asian continent.

[megabyteme]

I'm thinking a 10-year old amputee wearing latex squid tentacles might be just the thing to get macky as a late Christmas present.

And as an added bonus, Cambodia of course is part of the Asian continent.

So you are saying we can afford two, then...

[Artemis]

And as an added bonus, Cambodia of course is part of the Asian continent.

So you are saying we can afford two, then...

Well there is usually a 30% off special on amputees anyway so the budget might stretch to three, but definitely two and a half.

[mjmacky]

So you are saying we can afford two, then...

but definitely two and a half.

Holy shit, you're getting me five young fuck balls MBM?! I don't celebrate Christmas, so could you just send them to me now?

[mjmacky]

They will be real one day.
I'm reading about positronic brains and the advent of gravatronic substitutes without the 3-laws integrated.

But it's pish, I ran out of Asimov so I'm reading tribute authors

There are already AI machines that learn, can identify objects and learn their physical surroundings as well do tasks without human intervention. An example of this are the 'quadrotors' although putting your dick in one of those will bring a tear to your eye. The real problem with androids is our form of perambulation is very awkward to emulate and there are far simpler ways to get around.
If you could forgo the legs and put up with wheels or MagLev then your fuckbot could be a reality a whole lot sooner.

I don't need it to walk and think. I just want it to look like a person, and have a voice recording saying, "No, please stop, get off of me" while it slightly struggles. If it figures out that it doesn't want me fucking it, and that it could crush me or run off, it sort of defeats the purpose.

[megabyteme]

but definitely two and a half.

Holy shit, you're getting me five young fuck balls MBM?! I don't celebrate Christmas, so could you just send them to me now?

Sure, I'll place the order tonight. If the packages I usually get from UPS are any indication, they will arrive pre-bruised- which should not only save you some time, but will serve as an ample leverage point for you should they attempt to rise up against you. All you will have to say is "return shipping" and they will quake in fear...

[mjmacky]

Holy shit, you're getting me five young fuck balls MBM?! I don't celebrate Christmas, so could you just send them to me now?

Sure, I'll place the order tonight. If the packages I usually get from UPS are any indication, they will arrive pre-bruised- which should not only save you some time, but will serve as an ample leverage point for you should they attempt to rise up against you. All you will have to say is "return shipping" and they will quake in fear...

That'll work nicely, I already hurt my hand punching my glove box yesterday.

[megabyteme]

That'll work nicely, I already hurt my hand punching my glove box yesterday.

That's an odd expression. I've never actually heard anyone refer to their wife as a "glove box" before.