I personally liken J-Dye to anal warts for a few reasons:
1. The first and reason is when a breakout occurs noone talks about it, or only quietly.
2. When a breakout occurs noone goes near the affected area.
3. When staff discover another one has popped up they simply ban it, sort of like cutting of the offending wart.
Now we all know that cutting off a wart simply spreads the virus, ensuring that it comes back again, so maybe J-Dye could be directed to mumsnet or some other public forum that isn't moderated then his multiple personalities would have a chance of surviving longer than a day. Also they seem to like mindless spam over there so J-Dye would probably be in seventh heaven posting his random brainfarts with little chance of beingsqueezedbanned.
Another option is that we all chip in for a whore so he can finally get laid, maybe if the sexual frustration goes he will be able to find peace (probably not but it's an option).
Any other suggestions for clearing up the anal warts on the bum of the lounge would be appreciated.
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