What time is ur last call 4 alcohol?

[Squeamous]

Poor Macky . It was 2am in the bar I was in the early hours of this morning.

[manker]

Poor Macky
I was still in a bar at 2am this morning. It was 2am in the bar I was in the early hours of this morning.

I don't care if you're hungover, that was fucking atrocious.

[Squeamous]

You're right. I'm desperately eating nachos trying to clear my head but nothing's working.

[manker]

You're right. I'm desperately eating nachos trying to clear my head but nothing's working.

I invented something the other day to do with nachos.
I was in the kitchen, obviously neglected, and discovered a clear packet of something that looked like floppy poppadoms. They were nachos, presumably raw nachos as found in the wild. I looked on the back of the packet and it said you had to fry them, so I did. I then filled them with cheese, fried them some more and ate a delicious, and most likely nutritious, meal.

I'm only sharing this with internets people as I feel my immediate kin and kith are less likely to be impressed.

[megabyteme]

I invented something the other day to do with nachos.
I was in the kitchen, obviously neglected, and discovered a clear packet of something that looked like floppy poppadoms. They were nachos, presumably raw nachos as found in the wild. I looked on the back of the packet and it said you had to fry them, so I did. I then filled them with cheese, fried them some more and ate a delicious, and most likely nutritious, meal.

I hope you showed those wild nachos compassion and killed them humanely. I hate to think of you frying once free-roaming nachos live.

Of course, the most humane thing to do would have been to release them back to the green rolling hills where they were rounded up and snatched from their families.

[Squeamous]

I invented something the other day to do with nachos.
I was in the kitchen, obviously neglected, and discovered a clear packet of something that looked like floppy poppadoms. They were nachos, presumably raw nachos as found in the wild. I looked on the back of the packet and it said you had to fry them, so I did. I then filled them with cheese, fried them some more and ate a delicious, and most likely nutritious, meal.

I'm only sharing this with internets people as I feel my immediate kin and kith are less likely to be impressed.

Needs chillies in there somewhere.
And I don't like what you're insinuating, internet people have standards too

[manker]

I invented something the other day to do with nachos.
I was in the kitchen, obviously neglected, and discovered a clear packet of something that looked like floppy poppadoms. They were nachos, presumably raw nachos as found in the wild. I looked on the back of the packet and it said you had to fry them, so I did. I then filled them with cheese, fried them some more and ate a delicious, and most likely nutritious, meal.

I hope you showed those wild nachos compassion and killed them humanely. I hate to think of you frying once free-roaming nachos live.

Of course, the most humane thing to do would have been to release them back to the green rolling hills where they were rounded up and snatched from their families.

I was working under the basic tenet that these wild nachos would have been pre-asphyxiated inside the plastic wrapper for the consumer's convenience.

If this isn't the case please advise. Or please ask a nearby female to advise. This is their territory, after all, so I can't be held responsible for my callow kitchen craft.

[megabyteme]

I was working under the basic tenet that these wild nachos would have been pre-asphyxiated inside the plastic wrapper for the consumer's convenience.

Well, I believe I have just solved the mystery of why none of the wild nachos I have ever released back to the wilds have ventured from their release points. Here I thought they were just appreciative of my emancipating them.

[manker]

I was working under the basic tenet that these wild nachos would have been pre-asphyxiated inside the plastic wrapper for the consumer's convenience.

Well, I believe I have just solved the mystery of why none of the wild nachos I have ever released back to the wilds have ventured from their release points. Here I thought they were just appreciative of my emancipating them.

It's the thought that counts, mate.
I imagine that the the head honcho nacho holds you in high esteem for your efforts.

[megabyteme]

Well, I believe I have just solved the mystery of why none of the wild nachos I have ever released back to the wilds have ventured from their release points. Here I thought they were just appreciative of my emancipating them.

It's the thought that counts, mate.
I imagine that the the head honcho nacho holds you in high esteem for your efforts.

If I could have just saved one, maybe I wouldn't be haunted with their screams at night...