Myers-Briggs personality test

[megabyteme]

We have a purple who walks among us.

[Skiz]

Oops. Forgot about Squeams' test.

Your Type is 
ESTJ
Extraverted	   Sensing	Thinking	Judging
Strength of the preferences %
1	           12	        62	        11

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Portrait of the Supervisor - Apparently I'm in my dream job.

[chalice]

I'd have thought that much was obvious.

So wot's happening with you. getting wopped and double wopped - or is that one of the things a man of your standing has to give up for lent.

Double wopped is in the vicinity. However there's a double reason for that.

The missus kinda gets into things. Like in a big way. It's a bit frightening. She's become absolutely nagasaki'd out with getting the autistic 11 year old into the best grammar school possible. She has probed scholastic probity to fuckery and rubik'd the transfer system to kingdom fucking come, believe you me. The trouble is she won't shut the fuck up about it. It's a barrage of nothing. I have to get away.

So I got this hash stuff. Haven't had hash in years. I find it rather heavy. Which rawks the fucking sawks. All I've been doing is watching the Sopranos again and kinda loving things.

[manker]

Oops. Forgot about Squeams' test.

Your Type is 
ESTJ
Extraverted	   Sensing	Thinking	Judging
Strength of the preferences %
1	           12	        62	        11

You didn't have to worry about the feng shui astrology test. It's only accurate if you're a female tulip aficionado with an extensive array of posterior instruction devices.

Also; I can't believe you're not a blue! I'd have bet money on it but it is what it is.
I'm pretty sure they kick purples out of the NRA but it looks as if you secretly disapprove of handling a cocked barrel in any case.

[Artemis]

You didn't have to worry about the feng shui astrology test. It's only accurate if you're a female tulip aficionado with an extensive array of posterior instruction devices.

'Posterior instruction' devices. What a luverly euphemism. I shudder at the thought of driving lessons in Wales.

[manker]

I'd have thought that much was obvious.

So wot's happening with you. getting wopped and double wopped - or is that one of the things a man of your standing has to give up for lent.

Double wopped is in the vicinity. However there's a double reason for that.

The missus kinda gets into things. Like in a big way. It's a bit frightening. She's become absolutely nagasaki'd out with getting the autistic 11 year old into the best grammar school possible. She has squeezed every available juice and rubik'd the transfer system to kingdom fucking come, believe you me. The trouble is she won't shut the fuck up about it. It's a barrage of nothing. I have to get away.

So I got this hash stuff. Haven't had hash in years. I find it rather heavy. Which rawks the fucking sawks. All I've been doing is watching the Sopranos again and kinda loving things.

It also shortens your sentences like fucking fuck. I bet that took you ages to write.
Hash is all there is around my way. I have a weekly routine; my mate shares one with me, I giggle with him for 20 minutes, then we rejoin the throng, I tend toward sleep in an upright position, go outside and suck on a fag whilst deciding that everyone must have noticed my demise, drink one pint quietly and then re-integrate.

And wiminz is wiminz, I honestly don't know how they find so much to talk about regarding a single and narrow subject. Especially when they don't want advice on how to do the thing, they just want to explain every aspect of it to no discernible advantage.
It's a blessing though, obviously. The prodigy will get into an excellent school, the barrage of nothing will become a steady gleeful glow and all will be right with the world.

They're relentless like that.

[manker]

You didn't have to worry about the feng shui astrology test. It's only accurate if you're a female tulip aficionado with an extensive array of posterior instruction devices.

'Posterior instruction' devices. What a luverly euphemism. I shudder at the thought of driving lessons in Wales.

Nothing to worry about so long as you take an open stance and firmly grip the shaft of your 3 wood

[Squeamous]

Hey Mankpants, 'nuff Meyers-Briggs bashing! I find it quite accurate. Now you know you're a retarded ADHD-sufferring sociopathic goon with the attention span of a gnat, you can do something about it
Anyway, how did being threatened with a butt plug turn into me owning an array of anal intrusion apparatus? My bum is fine thank you very much - I'm not around 'cos I'm visiting the 'rents. I've been having cream teas in the countryside and not worrying at all about being bummed.

Chavois - women like to talk stuff through because it helps us order our thoughts and make sure they make sense. Men never doubt themselves in that way because they're massive egotists.
That's why we don't ask for advice in whatever problem we're having: you won't understand it properly. We just need you to sit there and nod in the right places

[Quarterquack]

Women like to talk stuff through because we're basically autistic savants, and we'd shit fucking bricks if we ever thought our object of fixation wasn't as significant as the time and effort we put into it. Men never doubt themselves in that way because they've evolved to the point where they're never wrong. Alphas.

Your sentence had some syntactic issues. I attended to them. I'm happy to get paid in butt plug pictures. Please include pieces of paper with the butt plug names written on them in said pictures.

[megabyteme]

getting the autistic 11 year old into the best grammar school possible. She has squeezed every available juice and rubik'd the transfer system to kingdom fucking come, believe you me.

The prodigy will get into an excellent school, the barrage of nothing will become a steady gleeful glow and all will be right with the world.

Delighted to hear this! Fortunately, I only have to hear it once, lyke.