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    Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.

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    no cos its a solo thing

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    santa never heard of such a thing

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    a boy cuts his finger at school on a needle, and the teacher asks him if he would like a plaster? he replies"na i'll have a glass of cider please" the teacher is stunned amd asks "why cider?"
    he replies to her "whenever my sister has a prick in her hand she likes to stick it insider."

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    Originally posted by J'Pol@16 November 2003 - 17:37
    Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.
    Depends on his aim.
    “Think about how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of 'em are stupider than that.” -George Carlin

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    I dont think you will get a proper answer to this JP. Something about overheads. It's like asking do bicycle seat sniffers come in cycles.
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    Originally posted by J'Pol@16 November 2003 - 21:37
    Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.
    do people who masterbate in passion fruit have a better sex life?
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Originally posted by lilmiss+17 November 2003 - 01:09--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (lilmiss @ 17 November 2003 - 01:09)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-J&#39;Pol@16 November 2003 - 21:37
    Do people who masturbate near fruit come in pears.
    do people who masterbate in passion fruit have a better sex life? [/b][/quote]
    No that could be dangerous Lilmiss&#33;


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    /dons a pair of goggles, slips a potato peeler in pocket and has a go.


    well, you gotta try once i suppose.
    They can tak' oour lives, but they cannae tak' oour troousers!
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    Originally posted by lilmiss@17 November 2003 - 01:18
    /dons a pair of goggles, slips a potato peeler in pocket and has a go.


    well, you gotta try once i suppose.&nbsp;
    You are embarrassing me Lilmiss. I used to be a Peeler now I am Kerrs Pink.


    Edit I was 1 r&#39;s short.
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