Nothing to aspire to...

[IdolEyes787]

I dunno being referred to as a "forum god" sort of makes me feel like Spartacus,only deader.

[chalice]

I'd rather be the god of dandruff or something.

[megabyteme]

Over 30k should be "Surprisingly Good at Changing a Single Letter"

[anon]

You made 10k in your first 3 weeks. Don't trample the dreams of others.

I did make it to 3 stars in two weeks back when it meant something[/overdonejoke]