Corona/Heineken/Popular Beers taste like cat piss. They have the right colour for it, too.
You're a boring hag in real life. If it were me, I'd ask for a neighbourly gathering. I'd show up to their apartment with a nice tobacco cake. Once they spit it out, I'd ask them why they were surprised with my visitor's gift so much.
Good confrontation leaves a memory for years.
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