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  1. 03-12-2012, 08:32 AM #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    At least make the same mistake when I suggest you ingest some calcium pyruvate.
    About time you indulged me in chemical burns. I've been baiting you for months.
    Ellipses go here.
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  3. 03-12-2012, 03:05 PM Lounge   -   #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I had much alcohol tonight, started early. On the way back home, I drove by my ex-girlfriend's house from more than 12 years ago. I said "drove by" because I didn't even remember which one was hers. I have no idea why the fuck I even did that, as she probably hasn't lived there for over a decade now.

    I'm a sad creature unbecoming of this potentially useful brain.
    You've only just realised?
    At least you didn't kill anyone. Drink driving is not cool dude.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    At least you didn't kill anyone. Drink driving is not cool dude.
    What does a Brit know about safe driving? You crazies drive on the wrong side of the road when you are completely sober.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  7. 03-12-2012, 05:27 PM Lounge   -   #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    At least you didn't kill anyone. Drink driving is not cool dude.
    What does a Brit know about safe driving? You crazies drive on the wrong side of the road when you are completely sober.
    Roads have wrong and right sides?
    Respect my lack of authority.
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  9. 03-12-2012, 05:30 PM Lounge   -   #15
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    fecking cyclists
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by megabyteme View Post

    What does a Brit know about safe driving? You crazies drive on the wrong side of the road when you are completely sober.
    Roads have wrong and right sides?
    Actually, the more incredible part of my post involves the Brits being completely sober.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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  13. 03-12-2012, 05:33 PM Lounge   -   #17
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    Why does it always have to be me who asks the difficult questions so that we, as a group, can delve into Mary's psyche.
    She might stop liking me so much unless some of you guise take a turn.

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    So, Mary. How come you started thinking about this girl. What was the train of thought that led you to risk life and limb and drive just to get to her.
    Are you alright.
    Did you drive all night.
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    I thought Mary was married? If so let's theorize on why his marriage is apparently falling apart.
    Respect my lack of authority.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    fecking cyclists
    Real cyclists obey the rules of the road and only jump curbs to knock down pedestrians if there is any chance of impressing someone.
    Respect my lack of authority.
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  19. 03-12-2012, 05:46 PM Lounge   -   #20
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    Mary spends a lot of time on the internets. I bet the wife doesn't like that, wives don't internets.
    Maybe Mary should get a life and get laid.
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