I'm a pathetic mess

[manker]

fecking cyclists

Real cyclists obey the rules of the road and only jump curbs to knock down pedestrians if there is any chance of impressing someone.

fuck you, pedal.

[IdolEyes787]

Mary spends a lot of time on the internets. I bet the wife doesn't like that, wives don't internets.
Maybe Mary should get a life and get laid.

I think that's probably not in the cards seeing as the job and wife didn't seem to do it.

[megabyteme]

Real cyclists obey the rules of the road and only jump curbs to knock down pedestrians if there is any chance of impressing someone.

fuck you, pedal.

Ace.

[IdolEyes787]

fuck you, pedal.

You'd like that wouldn't you, you big fucking literate poof you.

[IdolEyes787]

fuck you, pedal.

Ace.

Seeing as I was the first person to be nice to you here,a fact you've seem to have long forgotten ,I have to say I'm feeling somewhat betrayed right now.

[manker]

Ace.

Seeing as I was the first person to be nice to you here,a fact you've seem to have long forgotten ,I have to say I'm feeling somewhat betrayed right now.

Agreed.
He even had the subsequent temerity to become more popular than you

[IdolEyes787]

Agreed.
He even had the subsequent temerity to become more popular than you

I can deal with being universally disliked but I adamantly refuse to stand around and let people get away with blatant temerity.

[megabyteme]

Agreed.
He even had the subsequent temerity to become more popular than you

I can deal with being universally disliked but I adamantly refuse to stand around and let people get away with blatant temerity.

I didn't even know I was being temerityous. But since I seem to be doing it to Idol, I don't feel guilty.

[IdolEyes787]

Popular people think that they can get away with anything.

[mjmacky]

I had much alcohol tonight, started early. On the way back home, I drove by my ex-girlfriend's house from more than 12 years ago. I said "drove by" because I didn't even remember which one was hers. I have no idea why the fuck I even did that, as she probably hasn't lived there for over a decade now.

I'm a sad creature unbecoming of this potentially useful brain.

You've only just realised?
At least you didn't kill anyone. Drink driving is not cool dude.

I know this is heard a lot, but I'm not only a pretty excellent driver, I'm a decent drunk driver as well. I've never been in an accident that was (1) my fault or (2) could have been avoided. I have been rear ended while stopped for over 15 seconds at a red light, I've been side swiped in traffic in the rain, and I've had a drunk driver try to t-bone me when he ran a red light at a major high speed intersection. That last one required me to react in a way where he only managed to rip my front bumper off. I am of the belief that my state has the absolute worst drivers.

During my automotive operation this recent night, I wasn't particularly drunk, just a bit influenced.