I'm a pathetic mess

**megabyteme** · 03-13-2012, 06:57 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

I may not have driven for 10 years, and may still be classed as perfectly capable of operating a ve-hi-cle, but I passed with only 4 minor faults, so you can shove it up yer bum.

I am actually drunk right now, but you can still shove it up yer bum.

Oh, go put a plug in it.

**manker** · 03-13-2012, 07:20 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Would it make things simpler to just say I'm a married bachelor? Not the psychological archetype, just the matter-of-fact type.

stfu, we are all more comfortable merely regrading the elephant that Idol led into the thread than actually addressing it.

**manker** · 03-13-2012, 07:20 PM

*regarding

**manker** · 03-13-2012, 07:22 PM

Can some mod make it so we get like 60 seconds to edit posts before the ugly edit line appears.
If not, can someone please make chalice a mod so that he can do it.

**IdolEyes787** · 03-13-2012, 07:35 PM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Would it make things simpler to just say I'm a married bachelor? Not the psychological archetype, just the matter-of-fact type.

stfu, we are all more comfortable merely regrading the elephant that Idol led into the thread than actually addressing it.

I named the elephant Freddie and we have become quite good friends in a totally non-sexual way.

**manker** · 03-13-2012, 07:43 PM

I'm not sure a metaphorical elephant can be thought of in a non-sexual way once you start anthropomorphising.
The trunk, for one thing, and they have prehensile cawks. What a fantastic attribute for a penis, that is.

And also; shouldn't the elephant have a more sinister name, given what it represents.

**IdolEyes787** · 03-13-2012, 07:46 PM

Norman?

**IdolEyes787** · 03-13-2012, 07:53 PM

Also manker just out of curiosity and be a bud and all that are there a lot of reports filed against me from the bittard section?
If so could you PM me some of them in direct violation of your Mod oath (you know the one you didn't swear but if you step too far out of line the one they will lynch you with anyway).

I want to know who to properly hate and not just generally dislike like I do with the majority of people here.

Edit: Present company excepted of course m8.

**Artemis** · 03-13-2012, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Also manker just out of curiosity and be a bud and all that are there a lot of reports filed against me from the bittard section?
If so could you PM me some of them in direct violation of your Mod oath (you know the one you didn't swear but if you step too far out of line the one they will lynch you with anyway).

I want to know who to properly hate and not just generally dislike like I do with the majority of people here.

Edit: Present company excepted of course m8.

Suck up

Originally Posted by manker

shouldn't the elephant have a more sinister name, given what it represents.

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

Norman?

You can't have that name, that's still reserved for Monty Python's Spiny Norman.