Birthday bewbs ITT.

[mjmacky]

There was supposed to be an extra "I must" in there.

[megabyteme]

...the bigger the better, the tighter the sweater, the boys depend on us...

[Squeamous]

I just realised why you're pished; Happy Birthday, Squeams

Get even drunk'r, line up all your pressies, take a pic of them and post the pic for us all to judge and stay away from balustrades.
Lastly, ITT means in this thread, so, have at it.

Thank you sweety! I got these:

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I'm off to the Peak District end of the month so I needed a pair that don't leak. I shan't be heading home until Friday evening so pics of the rest of the pressies are a no go.....but I got some money and I went shopping and bought an apron, measuring jug, mixing bowl and mechanical flour sifter. I'm gonna get an MP3 dock and digital radio and some gardening stuff with the rest of my money. Plus I need to buy some paints and shizzle for the Prometheus (STNG/Voyager) garage model I got for Xmas. I also got tickets to see Bingo (Patrick Stewart play) on at the New Vic on Thursday. All in all I'm a very happy bunny

Going round the Imperial War Museum drunk was an interesting experience.

I'm a bit confused as I was under the impression that women stopped having birthdays after 30.
Anyway Happy Birthday Squeamous you seem to be a very nice and certainly intelligent person no matter what Dave says.
Best wishes and if at all possible try not to wake up in a gutter as that is not nearly as fun in actuality as it sounds.

Thank you!
I don't just have a birthday, I have a birthday eve, a birthday and a boxing birthday. I'm gonna milk this sucker for all it's worth.

Also, picture of your balls.

You'll have to make do with my tits, my balls are at the cleaner's:

Spoiler: Show

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Stop sullying my birthday tits thread with poetry, cawkface.

She'll love it, spastic face.

I totally did

[manker]

Thank you sweety! I got these:

<pic of Nike Jordan Air Max>

I'm off to the Peak District end of the month so I needed a pair that don't leak. I shan't be heading home until Friday evening so pics of the rest of the pressies are a no go.....but I got some money and I went shopping and bought an apron, measuring jug, mixing bowl and mechanical flour sifter. I'm gonna get an MP3 dock and digital radio and some gardening stuff with the rest of my money. Plus I need to buy some paints and shizzle for the Prometheus (STNG/Voyager) garage model I got for Xmas. I also got tickets to see Bingo (Patrick Stewart play) on at the New Vic on Thursday. All in all I'm a very happy bunny

Going round the Imperial War Museum drunk was an interesting experience.

Don't you think Patrick Stewart is a bit ghey in everything else he's been in
You absolutely must post some pics of that garage model, I have no idea what a garage model is but it sounds fucking awesome.

I like the new daps, btw. Wear them with leggings and a vest top for that titanium three wood look.


Glad you had/are having a good time

[Squeamous]

Thank you sweety! I got these:

<pic of Nike Jordan Air Max>

I'm off to the Peak District end of the month so I needed a pair that don't leak. I shan't be heading home until Friday evening so pics of the rest of the pressies are a no go.....but I got some money and I went shopping and bought an apron, measuring jug, mixing bowl and mechanical flour sifter. I'm gonna get an MP3 dock and digital radio and some gardening stuff with the rest of my money. Plus I need to buy some paints and shizzle for the Prometheus (STNG/Voyager) garage model I got for Xmas. I also got tickets to see Bingo (Patrick Stewart play) on at the New Vic on Thursday. All in all I'm a very happy bunny

Going round the Imperial War Museum drunk was an interesting experience.

Don't you think Patrick Stewart is a bit ghey in everything else he's been in
You absolutely must post some pics of that garage model, I have no idea what a garage model is but it sounds fucking awesome.

I like the new daps, btw. Wear them with leggings and a vest top for that titanium three wood look.


Glad you had/are having a good time

Are you fucking kidding me? I got tickets to see him do A Christmas Carol a couple of years ago. It was a one man show in which he narrated and acted the whole book. Totally blew me away. In this one he's playing Shakespeare in his later years....really looking forward to it.
A garage model is a cast resin model produced in small runs for a niche market. They cost more but are better quality than the snap together kits you can buy. They're for serious modellers and fans. This is the Prometheus:

prometheus.jpg

It's got ablative armour, regenerative shielding, fuck loads of weapons, warp 9.9 and wait for it....[pant]a multi vector assault mode [/pant], in which it can split into 3 components each capable of warp power. It's sex in space.

And I'll have you know Scarpa are a really good brand of walking boot! I got them below cost price cos my mate works for Blacks. I've already run in them cross country and it's like running on springs

[Squeamous]

Oh....when I paint my model I'm gonna make it look MEAN not ghey like in that pic. It's gonna look like it's been in a fight.

[manker]

omfg so who will pilot which part, will the other two parts both have battle bridges and how does the separation affect the weapons payload.
You are taking pics of its construction, rite?
I've never heard of this garage modelling before but it does sound srs. I, unfortunately, wouldn't have time what with posting pish on the internets and pretending to look busy all day every day.

Also, I can only think of a couple of other things that Patrick Stewart was in. He played a gay chap in one and an old gay looking chap in another.
He's a shadow of himself when out of his leotard. Also, I don't even like it when he wears that Admiral's outfit.

[manker]

And I'll have you know Scarpa are a really good brand of walking boot! I got them below cost price cos my mate works for Blacks.

I wish I knew drug dealer minions that could could get me cheap stuff

[Squeamous]

And I'll have you know Scarpa are a really good brand of walking boot! I got them below cost price cos my mate works for Blacks.

I wish I knew drug dealer minions that could could get me cheap stuff

omfg so who will pilot which part, will the other two parts both have battle bridges and how does the separation affect the weapons payload.
You are taking pics of its construction, rite?
I've never heard of this garage modelling before but it does sound srs. I, unfortunately, wouldn't have time what with posting pish on the internets and pretending to look busy all day every day.

Also, I can only think of a couple of other things that Patrick Stewart was in. He played a gay chap in one and an old gay looking chap in another.
He's a shadow of himself when out of his leotard. Also, I don't even like it when he wears that Admiral's outfit.

Omfg, well I'll tell you!!
The level of automation is such that it can be operated by only four people. All three sections can be operated from the main bridge, but there are also two battle bridges for direct control of each section. The battle bridges (on the middle and lower sections) are the same design as on the Defiant in Voyager (probably with fewer pipes and rocks falling down on people's heads and shit). Each of the sections has a Quantum torpedo launcher (3 in total) and each section has 6 phaser banks (18 in total). Separation allows a tactical advantage not a firepower advantage.
I will of course take pics for your delectation
Did you never hear about Stewart and Ian McKellan doing Waiting for Godot together? He gets rave reviews for whatever he's in . I agree with you on the skirts they make him wear in Star Trek though. He looks far better in a sweaty t-shirt playing raquetball

[Funkin']

Also, picture of your balls.

I was gonna say butthole, but balls is just as good.

Happy Birthday, Squeamous