Birthday bewbs ITT.

[Artemis]

And then I thought: tesco better fix the mobile skin soon or I'm murdering reality.

Bloody Swedes with their highfalutin societal utopian ideals and myriad of portable internet devices.

I imagine RealitY is railing against you as a people and it will never be fixed.

I'm nowhere near Swedenland, and I think the mobile skin is shite as well, it is both spectacularly awful and broken at the same time. He'd better fix it quick or I'm going to E.M.P. his car's E.C.U.

[manker]

I know, Arty, it's obsence. RealitY doesn't give a fuck about you little people in the antipodies. He's after the big fish in Scandinavia.
You're just collateral damage in his war on opulence.

[Artemis]

obsence?

Did we get our wucking murds fuddled?

[mjmacky]

My guess is that obsence is the absence of obscenity, i.e. decent.

[manker]

hmmz.
Maybe I need to turn the spell-checker back on.

Looks like I spelled antipodes incorrectly too

[mjmacky]

Looks like I spelled antipodes incorrectly too

I honestly had no idea what the fuck you were trying to say. My first assumption was antibodies.

[manker]

Sounds like there should be an i in there though, rite?

[mjmacky]

Sounds like there should be an i in there though, rite?

I don't know, I'd have to ask a Perthian, they're the closest to my antipode.

[manker]

Actually, you should just ask me.
Following on from the google voice debacle yesterday, I've decided to be your articulation and intonation mentor.

[Squeamous]

I got them below cost price cos my mate works for blacks.

Oh the indignities.

Happy B-day to the FST goddess.

*coquettish giggle!*

I misread ' Saucer section' as 'Sausage section'.

And then I thought: But would humanity be more maneuverable without the sausage section

And then I thought: Who needs drugs, when I can just skip sleeping properly.

And then I thought: tesco better fix the mobile skin soon or I'm murdering reality.

Are you referring to the fact you can't manoeuvre through the pages of a thread? If so, Tesco better fix it, or I'm going to squat behind the sofa and take a dump in the drawing room

Classic Les, subtle to the end but making sure he got the butt-plug reference in.
Or was it a nod toward Squeams' gigantic cervix.

We may never know and it could hardly matter less

It's like the tardis in there. Both of them

Thank you Biggles! I'm not still drunk sadly, I had to go back to work yesterday. I intend on spending the rest of the week getting rancidly drunk though. I'm going to Club de Fromage on Saturday night, and I'm forcing everyone going to dress up as extras from the LMFAO Party Rock anthem video. It's going to be rofflemayo-tastic

I get the feeling this is what's really getting built in the garage

Garage? We're not all one of the bourgeoise