Birthday bewbs ITT.

[Squeamous]

That is just uber Cymru harshness to make the English give up all hope. We take a different approach and chop it up like this Rubha na h-Aoidhe so their larynx goes into spasm. Cramp of the tonsils is, apparently, very painful.

We only do it because of neighbourly jestfulness tho

To be fair the English do a similar thing to you guise. When we want to confuse you we use words like 'Decent life expectancy' and 'healthy BMI'

[Biggles]

That is just uber Cymru harshness to make the English give up all hope. We take a different approach and chop it up like this Rubha na h-Aoidhe so their larynx goes into spasm. Cramp of the tonsils is, apparently, very painful.

We only do it because of neighbourly jestfulness tho

To be fair the English do a similar thing to you guise. When we want to confuse you we use words like 'Decent life expectancy' and 'healthy BMI'

We are just astutely ensuring we do not have a huge pension liability

[Squeamous]