Article: 16 reasons NOT to buy a new iPad

**spacemann** · 03-18-2012, 08:19 PM

Why did you waste your time typing this out? You're assuming a lot. I don't own an iPad, never have. I've been waiting for a model to come out with a retina display so for me the wait is over. I've getting a 64GB model and I'll enjoy every minute of using it.

Enjoy your wait for a Samsung wannabe model

**luv2blze** · 03-18-2012, 10:15 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by luv2blze

Racist Dickheads. If a bald white guy came up to me trying to sell me shit, would it be wrong to assume he's a skin head about to lynche me? Again, racist dickheads. I wonder if you guys have the balls to actually say this to a black man's face. It's usually how white racists are. You hide behind your keyboards, like little bitches. I really wish I could talk to you "girls" in person to see how real you are with your views.

Truth is, half of my current black friends are from Africa (for a total count of 1, I don't have a lot of friends), and they find my racist humor pretty hilarious. Another true story, I used to go up behind black girls in my high school and whisper into their ear, nigger, in a rising comedic tone, suffice it to say I was pretty popular with black girls. It would seemingly make little sense to you, who has absolutely no context at his disposal, but should be cleared up with the fact that I don't do the same thing with complete strangers. Also, do you always dive in that deep like an idiot?

Now I see why you don't have a lot of friends. You seem to be socially inept. I don't call my white friends Opie or Cracker. I don't call my hispanic friends Spic, or Wetback. I don't call my asian friends Chink. What you don't get is that you're on a public forum and the shit that's coming out of your mouth isn't cool. If you want to talk that racist shit, do it to your ONLY friend you loser. Also, get out of your mother's basement and get some air. Maybe then you'll understand that a lot has changed since you were out in public last. So go in a public room (not chat or forum) where there are live people in front of you and say the shit you said. I'm pretty sure that when you wake up in the hospital, you'll reconsider what's funny. Also, as for you calling me an idiot. If you're ever in NY, get at me and we can speak face to face and see if you can muster up the balls to say that shit to my face. Then I'll show you my brand of comedy and see if you laugh.

Originally Posted by sandman_1

LOL, why did you quote me?

Sorry man. Clicked the wrong reply.

**mjmacky** · 03-18-2012, 11:21 PM

Originally Posted by luv2blze

Now I see why you don't have a lot of friends. You seem to be socially inept. I don't call my white friends Opie or Cracker. I don't call my hispanic friends Spic, or Wetback. I don't call my asian friends Chink. What you don't get is that you're on a public forum and the shit that's coming out of your mouth isn't cool. If you want to talk that racist shit, do it to your ONLY friend you loser. Also, get out of your mother's basement and get some air. Maybe then you'll understand that a lot has changed since you were out in public last. So go in a public room (not chat or forum) where there are live people in front of you and say the shit you said. I'm pretty sure that when you wake up in the hospital, you'll reconsider what's funny. Also, as for you calling me an idiot. If you're ever in NY, get at me and we can speak face to face and see if you can muster up the balls to say that shit to my face. Then I'll show you my brand of comedy and see if you laugh.

I'm sure if I had an iPad I would have more friends. Also, you have frightened me dearly, I don't know if I could ever collect enough cumulative courage to leave my mom's basement again. If I did end up in New York, I would hope you weren't able to put your marijuana joint down long enough to come and touch me inappropriately. You're totally right, I should stop the internet tough guy act, you have shown me how much of an idiot it makes one look. Thank you for all your wisdom. I am glad I didn't have to leave the basement to come across someone as intuitive and intelligent as you to show me the way, I will be indebted to you for the rest of my life.

Also, my nigger and spick friends think you're pretty funny.

**IdolEyes787** · 03-18-2012, 11:30 PM

Originally Posted by luv2blze

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Now I see why you don't have a lot of friends. You seem to be socially inept. I don't call my white friends Opie or Cracker.

I have a White friend named Opie.I can't be 100% certain but I think he'd be confused if I was to call him anything else.

**mjmacky** · 03-18-2012, 11:36 PM

Correction: I said they think you're funny, but that was meant to read, "they think you're a joke". Common mistake of mine since they're closely related terms.

**Mr.Blaze** · 03-19-2012, 05:23 AM

no porn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**luv2blze** · 03-19-2012, 04:43 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Correction: I said they think you're funny, but that was meant to read, "they think you're a joke". Common mistake of mine since they're closely related terms.

It's so easy to talk shit on a chat forum. SMDH

**mjmacky** · 03-19-2012, 10:25 PM

Originally Posted by luv2blze

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Correction: I said they think you're funny, but that was meant to read, "they think you're a joke". Common mistake of mine since they're closely related terms.

It's so easy to talk shit on a chat forum. SMDH

The hard part is not sounding like a moron while doing so. Well, hard for some at least.