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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I used to be addicted to internet porn, but I don't seem to be anymore. I think I broke my addiction. I'm strong.
    Or at least your wrist is.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I used to be addicted to internet porn, but I don't seem to be anymore. I think I broke my addiction. I'm strong.
    Or at least your wrist is.
    His wrist is addicted to internet porn? His wrist broke his addiction? His wrist is strong?

    Ambiguity, thou art the enemy of hilarity!
    Ellipses go here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post

    Or at least your wrist is.
    His wrist is addicted to internet porn? His wrist broke his addiction? His wrist is strong?

    Ambiguity, thou art the enemy of hilarity!
    Not quite with you there. Given my pre-knowledge about Idol's propensity for body building and his oft-aired opinion of Mary's internet debauchery, it was obvious that wrist strength was the message.

    Idol's sexuality remains the only discernible ambiguity here.
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    'Discernible ambiguity'. I like it.

    I have no fucking idea what the fuck it means, but I like it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post

    Or at least your wrist is.
    His wrist is addicted to internet porn? His wrist broke his addiction? His wrist is strong?

    Ambiguity, thou art the enemy of hilarity!
    So is over-thinking and more pointedly a lack of a sense of humour.
    Btw I ran into The Great Gazoo today ,mistook him for you and pummeled the fuck out of him.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    'Discernible ambiguity'. I like it.

    I have no fucking idea what the fuck it means, but I like it.
    It shouldn't work. Not at all.

    But I think it does.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Not quite with you there. Given my pre-knowledge about Idol's propensity for body building and his oft-aired opinion of Mary's internet debauchery, it was obvious that wrist strength was the message here.
    By a process of elimination based on tense "wrist is" as opposed to a past tense, addiction is out of the pool. Eliminating based on verb "wrist is" as opposed to "wrist did" you can easily disregard the breaking the habit part.

    I gave Idol the benefit of the doubt, and assumed his grammar isn't up to the level it needs to be add to avoid ambiguity, though. We can't expect change overnight.
    Ellipses go here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chavis View Post
    'Discernible ambiguity'. I like it.

    I have no fucking idea what the fuck it means, but I like it.
    It shouldn't work. Not at all.

    But I think it does.
    In this case it does. It does indeed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Btw I ran into The Great Gazoo today ,mistook him for you and pummeled the fuck out of him.
    I'm impressed with the fact that you think you have the potential to maintain knowledge of me by name in such a situation. I thought pummeling involved dehumanizing the subject?
    Ellipses go here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Not quite with you there. Given my pre-knowledge about Idol's propensity for body building and his oft-aired opinion of Mary's internet debauchery, it was obvious that wrist strength was the message here.
    By a process of elimination based on tense "wrist is" as opposed to a past tense, addiction is out of the pool. Eliminating based on verb "wrist is" as opposed to "wrist did" you can easily disregard the breaking the habit part.

    I gave Idol the benefit of the doubt, and assumed his grammar isn't up to the level it needs to be add to avoid ambiguity, though. We can't expect change overnight.
    If Snee's approach to grammar is a laser guided Carlos the Jackal sniper rifle with extra lasers mounted on the laser attachment, then Idol is the Gatling gun.

    He knows he's missing, he knows your retinae are going to be torn to shreds, he knows he can take his 642CT out of his man-bag and hit the bullseye each time.
    Idol just likes to spray it around
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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