Originally Posted by
mjmacky
I don't know what I'm typing anymore. I nodded off on the toilet just 10 minutes ago. I said "We dildos" and now have to act as their representative for the rest of my life. Disregard last hou'rs posts.
Or until someone relieves you of your duty.
Did you do that thing where you're falling asleep as you're writing/talking and you only snap to when your brain alerts you that you're making a terrible mistake? The other night STM&SD was falling half asleep in a drunken stupour on the train with his head on my shoulder, then announced 'I only cuddle after 3 emotional episodes'. So today I had PMT right in his face. I'm planning on getting drunk tonight so shall probably booty call him at 3am and then cry until he gives me chocolate. Sunday is our sponsored run, so he's going to get the full gamut of my misery for 6 long miles. Unguarded comments can be detrimental to one's wellbeing
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