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    .......Don't even think that just because Dave is no longer with us I'm not going to be tapping middle aged men for money.

    You know who you are. Idol and Manky have fallen for my charms, it's only a matter of time.

    If nothing else do it for my sex life:

    http://gizmodo.com/5894440/scientifi...-female-orgasm

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    Dave, Idol, Manker. Pretty much the same guy, just with different psychoses.
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    I just received your invitation. What's a paypal. Some kind of financial tamagotchi.
    Now go away.

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    I think I'm in love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    I think I'm in love.
    I'm pretty sure ben is spoken for, but he is batting way above his average.

    Hope springs eternal.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    .......Don't even think that just because Dave is no longer with us I'm not going to be tapping middle aged men for money.

    You know who you are. Idol and Manky have fallen for my charms, it's only a matter of time.

    If nothing else do it for my sex life:

    http://gizmodo.com/5894440/scientifi...-female-orgasm
    I thought I was the only one

    Is there any way I can get my £50 back.
    I feel soiled.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    .......Don't even think that just because Dave is no longer with us I'm not going to be tapping middle aged men for money.

    You know who you are. Idol and Manky have fallen for my charms, it's only a matter of time.
    You had me at tits.

    Btw it felt weird sending a woman money over the internet when the promise of nothing sexual was involved.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    I think I'm in love.
    I'm pretty sure ben is spoken for
    You just love bursting my bubble, don't you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Btw it felt weird sending a woman money over the internet when the promise of nothing sexual was involved.
    Not one of your brighter moments, was it?. If sex isn't involved why on Earth would you give a female money?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Funkin' View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Btw it felt weird sending a woman money over the internet when the promise of nothing sexual was involved.
    Not one of your brighter moments, was it?. If sex isn't involved why on Earth would you give a female money?
    Two reasons 1) Since I'm basically irresistible I figured it had to be implied somehow and I just needed to figure out exactly how 2) barring that I figured it was some devious way to sell drugs right under the Feds noses.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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