The *unofficial* what happened to Mary thread

[manker]

Both hands on the keyboard, Les

[mjmacky]

I know they used to have booths up in the malls and such, but did not know their slogan.

I have seen your hairstyle <sic> in that pic so the lack of depth regarding your knowledge in this area doesn't come as a complete shock.

I'm not saying that this is a bad thing. A lack of appreciation and effort in this area is often thought of as a manly and desirable trait by many (mostly Mexican) women.

Just when all hope was lost, you told me I could bag a Mexican. You give me the strength to go on.

[manker]

It's just the kind of guy I am.

I know it's been hard for you since you lost your faith. It's fine, I'm here now.
Your ethereal inspiration.

[Artemis]

It's just the kind of guy I am.

I know it's been hard for you since you lost your faith. It's fine, I'm here now.
Your ethereal inspiration.

So you're a fart now

[mjmacky]

It's just the kind of guy I am.

I know it's been hard for you since you lost your faith. It's fine, I'm here now.
Your ethereal inspiration.

So you're a fart now

You find inspiration in relief?

[Squeamous]

Each to their own Macky

[manker]

Each to their own Macky

kindofa non-secateaureous post but I wonder what we'd all do if that happened.
If I had my own Mary, I think I'd dress her up in men's clothes and force her to come out with me and my mates of a Sunday afternoon. Mary would then quietly study the various fruit machines and inform me of the optimum time to chuck a squid in.

My peers would be impressed with my foresight and want to borrow her; I'd be rich, popular and drunk

[mjmacky]

May be a cultural divide, but quickly define "fruit machine".

[manker]

Diddler.

[manker]

totes italicised the wrong word, there