Mary's #2 fan

[Biggles]

Got a heartfelt lovely written message this morning

U want some pics of my dick? because ur riding it pretty hard.... u little pussy e-thug.... feel safe behind that plastic screen u little bitch.... come see me ne time bitch SUR X13 on me bitch, illl kill a bitch like u ;] n e time bitch, come see me 620 W clovermead st, Covina, CA 91722

I knew it was a mistake allowing the illiterate to have access to...well anything really.

[manker]

Got a heartfelt lovely written message this morning



I doubt it's a real address, I mean, he sounds pretty stupid but could he really be that stupid? Just to be on the safe side, I'm not going to sign him up for a subscription to Twinks Weekly. If I ever thought about it, I'd realize that there is some type of external polymer layer for my LCD screen, but I've never once sat there and thought of myself sitting behind a plastic screen, if anything, I probably would have just instinctively called it glass. I guess I'm just old fashioned like that.

manker called him a tit a while back. I wonder what came out of that. A death threat and some pictures of his mum?

Nothing came of it, but I'm obviously not doing it hard enough.

If only there was someone around here to school me that's an expert in eliciting vague mental threats from the grammatically unsound.
ohai, squeams

[Squeamous]

[Squeamous]

I have to admit it. It was me. I sent that letter. If you lift the delicate folds of vellum up to your nose Mary, you'll notice a faint waft of parma violets and lubricant.
I just knew you would be eating your heart out with jealousy that I had/have/continued to have/will continue to have/not have a stalker/innocent victim/stalkee/ecru suit on my balustrade or to not put too fine a point on it, in fact an indubitable .

[Biggles]

I have to admit it. It was me. I sent that letter. If you lift the delicate folds of vellum up to your nose Mary, you'll notice a faint waft of parma violets and lubricant.
I just knew you would be eating your heart out with jealousy that I had/have/continued to have/will continue to have/not have a stalker/innocent victim/stalkee/ecru suit on my balustrade or to not put too fine a point on it, in fact an indubitable .

There are times on here when I haven't a single fucking clue as to what is going on.

[manker]

:earl:

You made Les swear!

[Biggles]

:earl:

You made Les swear!

I came over from the Guardian having read about Westminster's plan for teh web snooping. I was in a sweary frame of mind. I think the only plan is for us in Scotlandshire to get the hell out in 2014 so as to escape the creeping madness of having every email read and being forced to carry spare petrol in our underpants. I think William Hague explaining why emptying the petrol stations was a good thing to prepare us for a strike that may or may not happen in a months time final convinced me that they are completely unhinged.

[manker]

:earl:

You made Les swear!

I came over from the Guardian having read about Westminster's plan for teh web snooping. I was in a sweary frame of mind. I think the only plan is for us in Scotlandshire to get the hell out in 2014 so as to escape the creeping madness of having every email read and being forced to carry spare petrol in our underpants. I think William Hague explaining why emptying the petrol stations was a good thing to prepare us for a strike that may or may not happen in a months time final convinced me that they are completely unhinged.

The first thing I thought when I read about the web snoopz was that it would mean an untold multitude of extra civil servants. Can you imagine.
The privacy thing isn't a worry because, quite frankly, the more people who see my cawkal area before I embark upon middle age, the better

[Biggles]

I came over from the Guardian having read about Westminster's plan for teh web snooping. I was in a sweary frame of mind. I think the only plan is for us in Scotlandshire to get the hell out in 2014 so as to escape the creeping madness of having every email read and being forced to carry spare petrol in our underpants. I think William Hague explaining why emptying the petrol stations was a good thing to prepare us for a strike that may or may not happen in a months time final convinced me that they are completely unhinged.

The first thing I thought when I read about the web snoopz was that it would mean an untold multitude of extra civil servants. Can you imagine.
The privacy thing isn't a worry because, quite frankly, the more people who see my cawkal area before I embark upon middle age, the better

It did strike as a job that would make accountancy seem cutting edge and very interesting.

[Squeamous]

:earl:

You made Les swear!

This tends to happen as the alzheimers really kicks in. They completely lose their sense of dignity and grasp on appropriate behaviour. The next stages are unfortunately soiling oneself and masturbating in public. Which leads me on to my next point.....

I came over from the Guardian having read about Westminster's plan for teh web snooping. I was in a sweary frame of mind. I think the only plan is for us in Scotlandshire to get the hell out in 2014 so as to escape the creeping madness of having every email read and being forced to carry spare petrol in our underpants. I think William Hague explaining why emptying the petrol stations was a good thing to prepare us for a strike that may or may not happen in a months time final convinced me that they are completely unhinged.

The first thing I thought when I read about the web snoopz was that it would mean an untold multitude of extra civil servants. Can you imagine.
The privacy thing isn't a worry because, quite frankly, the more people who see my cawkal area before I embark upon middle age, the better

...oh teh saggy bawls. Not teh saggy bawls