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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    Not having sex I suspect.
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    Wow, seriously, someone wasted time and effort in writing that? must have been a worthwhile venture.

    Also, why not just one up him? why dont you threaten him with SUR X14? surely that is one level above 13? we are talking Deathknight level baby...

    yes, I just made Deathknights sound cool..

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    Quote Originally Posted by raslan81 View Post
    Wow, seriously, someone wasted time and effort in writing that? must have been a worthwhile venture.

    Also, why not just one up him? why dont you threaten him with SUR X14? surely that is one level above 13? we are talking Deathknight level baby...

    yes, I just made Deathknights sound cool..
    If you did, I am completely unaware, but I find myself in a position to be able to ask a person in the know what Deathknights are and what their level is.
    Also SUR X14 would be a gang of groids. So it's definitely one better cus I think they'd pwn Mexicans in a fight.
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    Too much to respond to, so I guess I can only ask, is anyone here willing to protect me? He has frightening spelling and grammar destructive abilities, I'm pretty sure he'll defeat my eyes in round 1 and ruin my ears in round 2. Then he'll get me with the fountain and license plate in round 3. He'll leave an indent in my face that will read in the mirror "PPN8NEZ", and I'll have to wonder for the rest of my life, "why's pauperizing so difficult?"
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    In a thread where I've posted complete gibberish, I feel compelled to point out how high-brow the lounge is now.
    Maybe high-brow is the wrong term, but there aren't many complete morons who post any more. It's lamentable but also good in a good way.

    No-one asked who Mary's number one fan is because every thread reader knew it was Mary herself.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    I have to admit it. It was me. I sent that letter. If you lift the delicate folds of vellum up to your nose Mary, you'll notice a faint waft of parma violets and lubricant.
    I just knew you would be eating your heart out with jealousy that I had/have/continued to have/will continue to have/not have a stalker/innocent victim/stalkee/ecru suit on my balustrade or to not put too fine a point on it, in fact an indubitable .
    Whatever you did, please don't do it ever again.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    In a thread where I've posted complete gibberish, I feel compelled to point out how high-brow the lounge is now.
    Maybe high-brow is the wrong term, but there aren't many complete morons who post any more. It's lamentable but also good in a good way.

    No-one asked who Mary's number one fan is because every thread reader knew it was Mary herself.
    They're all either #1's or #2's manky, and I think you're the piss (said in an old-timey, complimentary tone).
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    In a thread where I've posted complete gibberish, I feel compelled to point out how high-brow the lounge is now.
    Maybe high-brow is the wrong term, but there aren't many complete morons who post any more. It's lamentable but also good in a good way.

    No-one asked who Mary's number one fan is because every thread reader knew it was Mary herself.
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