why i'm depressed

[mitymek]

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel ,
“Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds,gas prices, Obama vacations etc.
I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English.
I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......

[OlegL]

Well, you should be happy about the fact that the children of Israel got their Promised Land back.

[mjmacky]

It has all the continuity of a j-dye post.

[OlegL]

It has all the continuity of a j-dye post.

J-Dye is Belgian, but I am sure that the author of the thread is American.

[manker]

J-Dye is Indian.

[Darth Sushi]

I feel suicidal reading the thread.

[mjmacky]

It has all the continuity of a j-dye post.

J-Dye is Belgian, but I am sure that the author of the thread is American.

Unless you're part of a troll ring, there's really no reason for you to assert that he's Belgian. What the fuck was that?

[Disme]

J-Dye is Belgian, but I am sure that the author of the thread is American.

Unless you're part of a troll ring, there's really no reason for you to assert that he's Belgian. What the fuck was that?

The only way OlegL would know what nationality J-Die is, is if it was him the whole time.
Farfetched maybe, but it wouldn't surprise me one bit. When it come sto trolling/semi-trollling and charading OlegL is one of the best of the board, him and Something-Else.

J-Die is defo not Belgian, or I would know it/him.

[mjmacky]

J-Die is defo not Belgian, or I would know it/him.

You're saying you would have picked up on his German nuances of character?

[Disme]

Yep, since Belgian is such a small country we all know each other and can't hide these 'tics' from each-other.