Gossiptime!

[Yogi]

Yeah!!!

Jonno, if you would remove the weight from the machine the effect will be, well,

let's say........quite wiggly.....

Yogi

[JONNO_CELEBS]

I'm not saying anything..........but for the right price we could have a Sequal to Rons thread, updated so to speak

Jonno B)

[NikkiD]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 19:10
I'm not saying anything..........but for the right price we could have a Sequal to Rons thread, updated so to speak

Jonno B)

*Ahem*

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Oh shit I thought you'd gone ..............erm................run

Jonno B)

[titey]

Originally posted by JONNO_CELEBS@18 November 2003 - 18:41
I heard Nikki Loves washing machines  

Jonno B)

Is that wif the lid opened or closed?

• Sowwy Nikki.... pwease don't hurt me.

[titey]

Originally posted by Skweeky@17 November 2003 - 14:41
I've heard lilmiss uses lollypops for unorthodox events

• Mmmm.... ....tanks sweetie!

[UKMan]

!!BREAKING NEWS!!

The file sharing community was in deep shock last night over the revelation that JONNO_CELEBS aka The Axeman, was admited to a physiciatric unit downloaded from the RIAA after revelations that he had a bad spelling fit. He was quoted as spluttering: "I..........erm............so i have schizo.......skitzo........smikts.........a split personalty man" His motorbike was later unavailable for any commentary.

lilmiss, now on a recovery farm somewhere in the outback after an attack of peace love and smack, said to one of our reporters, "yeah man, like....cool...i mean like...he was, like you know...way out you know?" A cuddly rabbit nearbye was heard whispering "hurry up, i can't hold this lollipop in my butt much longer."

More news:
The Netherlands were shocked last night at the discovery that SensualGardening, well know side kick to santa claus, was thinking of emigrating to Australia without his wifes knowledge. Police found an arsenal of suitcases filled with tulips and a sack of shit with a note to Billy_Dean with the message, "These are for you my dear and i look forward to screwing your cats." His wife was unavailable for comment, but sources can reveal that she is now staying with a friend. Searching through this friends garbage all our reporter could find where some empty Colt45 beer cans.

bigboab, well known Newcomer to the K-lite forum, was heard commenting on his misserable post count, "its not my fault i'm illiterate, blame my parents." His father Lamsey was unavailable for coment.

The rumours that NikkiD and Skweeky were planning on moving to Sweden are of course true and i have a letter in my possesion to prove it. Allow me to quote: " Well UKMan, we are sick and tired of those bozos who call themselves men and are cumming over to you to have some real fun!"

Belive it or not

Peace
UKGossipMan

PS:
More to cum later B)

[titey]

Originally posted by UKMan@19 November 2003 - 01:03
The file sharing community was in deep shock last night over the revelation that JONNO_CELEBS aka The Axeman, was admited to a physiciatric

That's not shocking in the least....

• .... long overdue I'd say.

[Skweeky]

Originally posted by UKMan@19 November 2003 - 07:03

The rumours that NikkiD and Skweeky were planning on moving to Sweden are of course true and i have a letter in my possesion to prove it. Allow me to quote: " Well UKMan, we are sick and tired of those bozos who call themselves men and are cumming over to you to have some real fun!"

Hehehehe, we're cumming to Sweden. hehehehehe, yeah,

[JONNO_CELEBS]

Originally posted by UKMan@19 November 2003 - 06:03
!!BREAKING NEWS!!

The file sharing community was in deep shock last night over the revelation that JONNO_CELEBS aka The Axeman, was admited to a physiciatric unit downloaded from the RIAA after revelations that he had a bad spelling fit. He was quoted as spluttering: "I..........erm............so i have schizo.......skitzo........smikts.........a split personalty man" His motorbike was later unavailable for any commentary.

ROTFLMAO

Cool

@Skweeky........You and Nikki moving to Sweeden?.....but you'll be further away.............although Nikki will be closer..............hmmm..........I got a sudden urge to Ski (do they do that, oh shit, thats Switzerland )

Jonno B)