A Dangerous Method

[mjmacky]

I'm taking Mary out with me on the pull.
Girls will see us approach and one will say to the other; 'I want the one with the chrome belt-buckle and you can take the one that's fiddling with his pants and looking confused'.

I'm confused since you know I have a chrome belt buckle. Actually, I think it's nickel alloy or something.

[mjmacky]

definitely nickel alloy

[Squeamous]

No, Manky will be the one fiddling with his belt buckle and wondering why ever since he had that curacao based cocktail he can't get his fly zip up.

[manker]

Last four posts = lols

[mjmacky]

No, Manky will be the one fiddling with his belt buckle and wondering why ever since he had that curacao based cocktail he can't get his fly zip up.

That shit stains, I thought my dick once met Smurfette.

[manker]

wtf were you doing putting your cawk in a cawktail

[mjmacky]

wtf were you doing putting your cawk in a cawktail

I rapped for you peoples and you'd think I'd draw the line at my caulk? I meant it stains the tongue. It also stains vehicular floorboard upholstery.

Speaking of which, when I was out last week, a double digit IQer pulled his dick out and mashed it against the table at the bar we were at. I said... wait did I already tell this one?

[Squeamous]

I'd like to hear it!

[mjmacky]

I'd like to hear it!

Well it's not exactly hidden, you are just very specific about the threads you visit. You're missing out on all the other fun. Oh and I'm not talking about the internet thread.

[mjmacky]

Or was it the internet thread, wait, what would you like to hear?