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    Tell me honestly. Have I ever got an 'x' from you which was quite so condescening.
    You can't tell the difference between my heartfelt ones and my sarcy ones! I thought Idol was a bit sensitive over something so I responded in a comforting way. I thought

    Anyway, I don't need to measure my cawk size with the rest of you on the forever ever fred because we all know my schlong is biggest
    No excuses either, I've already artistically depicted it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    Tell me honestly. Have I ever got an 'x' from you which was quite so condescening.
    You can't tell the difference between my heartfelt ones and my sarcy ones! I thought Idol was a bit sensitive over something so I responded in a comforting way. I thought
    I thought I could, but I clearly can't.
    And if I can't, what hope do the rest of the relatively inferior male species have.

    You're going to have to work on your self-expression, or you'll end up living on your own with 17 cats in a lighthouse
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    No excuses either, I've already artistically depicted it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I thought I could, but I clearly can't.
    And if I can't, what hope do the rest of the relatively inferior male species have.

    You're going to have to work on your self-expression, or you'll end up living on your own with 17 cats in a lighthouse


    When I write on here I seem to do it in a perfunctory monotone. I don't know how to fix it. How about you lend me some of your ENFP social skills?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I thought I could, but I clearly can't.
    And if I can't, what hope do the rest of the relatively inferior male species have.

    You're going to have to work on your self-expression, or you'll end up living on your own with 17 cats in a lighthouse


    When I write on here I seem to do it in a perfunctory monotone. I don't know how to fix it. How about you lend me some of your ENFP social skills?
    I'm basically a product of the television shows I watch.

    I'll send you a usb stick filled with shows containing characters I recognise in myself; BSG, Vampire Diaries, The Incredible Horse Cock, Angel and The Walking Dead should do the trick.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post

    No excuses either, I've already artistically depicted it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm basically a product of the television shows I watch.

    I'll send you a usb stick filled with shows containing characters I recognise in myself; BSG, Vampire Diaries, The Incredible Horse Cock, Angel and The Walking Dead should do the trick.
    One of those is fictitious. You can't fool me, I have a degree

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    Is that me? Why do I look like the lead singer of Korn?

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    For some reason I thought that said Vampire Dairies, and I thought that was pretty interesting, vampires milking blood out of people like people milk cows ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    Why do I look like the lead singer of Korn?
    What, is this like a question you ask yourself every morning? I used actual reference material from the Gay Beard Club to make this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post

    Why do I look like the lead singer of Korn?
    What, is this like a question you ask yourself every morning? I used actual reference material from the Gay Beard Club to make this.


    My best friend's favourite phrase she likes to say to me is 'what's the matter with you, did you get fucked in the ear again? Stop letting guys fuck you in the ear. You're so fucking stupid.'
    So, I'm drawing the line here. Stop tickling my eardrum you pervert.

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