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    What, is this like a question you ask yourself every morning? I used actual reference material from the Gay Beard Club to make this.


    My best friend's favourite phrase she likes to say to me is 'what's the matter with you, did you get fucked in the ear again? Stop letting guys fuck you in the ear. You're so fucking stupid.'
    So, I'm drawing the line here. Stop tickling my eardrum you pervert.
    Too coincidental to be true, because then I'd have to believe in fate or something.
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    I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post


    I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.
    It's today's theme, and it's her fault. Why the eyebrows?
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    It's a thinky smilie and I said think.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It's a thinky smilie
    Is it? Really, is it? Because if it is I've been misinterpreting a lot of posts. I suppose you'll tell me next that means "stop jizzing in my eye".
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    Well, I could be a little more specific, I suppose. I was in a rush last night.
    It's a 'I've been thinking and have come to a conclusion which I believe you'll find surprising' smilie.

    At least that's how I use it. Other people might not. Just stop pressuring me, omg.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    Too coincidental to be true, because then I'd have to believe in fate or something.
    How's this for a coincidence? She's half Chinese and half Vietnamese.

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    I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.
    It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it

    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    It's today's theme, and it's her fault. Why the eyebrows?
    Whenever a guy does or says something he's going to regret in the morning it's always my fault! I'm not accepting the blame this time. I just spent the last couple of days being horrible to you, that can't possibly count as flirting. Or can it

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    Quote Originally Posted by squeams
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    I think we've just witnessed the inaugural Mary Flirt.
    It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it
    Me either, she's certainly blossomed.
    I feel like I've made something precious and lasting with you <3
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by squeams

    It was beautiful. The way her sails glinted in the sunshine, and the froth of champagne spilled over the bow....I'll never forget it
    Me either, she's certainly blossomed.
    I feel like I've made something precious and lasting with you <3
    You've gone all merkin again

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    It's stupid 'cus it's impossible to say out loud. Yet I keep typing it
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