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[teflon05]

You blew it (no pun intended) when you turned down an invite to the midget tranny tracker. It is very exclusive, and the forums are frequented by staff from many other trackers, who whore give out invites to their respective trackers like candy. All you would have had to do, was become a power user by paying $120.00 a month for a seedbox, to accumulate a 5TB buffer on the tracker & gain access to the Douchebag power users forum.

Oh well...Better luck next time.

[IdolEyes787]

Sorry but I happen to be more into gigantism and furry fandom.
I'm probably divulging too much but I get the most massive erection every time Chewbacca comes onscreen.

[mjmacky]

I'm over a hundred in dog years and God do I feel every day of it.

Luckily my coat's still pretty shiny.

You're over 400 years old in human years
That's straight up old testament.

[anon]

http://www.onlineconversion.com/dogyears.htm

[mjmacky]

http://www.onlineconversion.com/dogyears.htm

Result is 413 in human years.

Man I'm good

[cinephilia]

nored

[mjmacky]

noblue

[IdolEyes787]

Listen twats all I want is for one fucking request to get fulfilled on this fucking board and then I can die a happy man.

[IdolEyes787]

I said seriously right?
Also as I remain basically the only person left on this board that still fights the good fight against the unscrupulous I think I deserve at least a hearty handshake from one of you ungrateful motherfuckers pompous assholes lurkers kind and generous people.

[mjmacky]

I said seriously right?
Also as I remain basically the only person left on this board that still fights the good fight against the unscrupulous I think I deserve at least a hearty handshake from one of you ungrateful motherfuckers pompous assholes lurkers kind and generous people.

Fine, I'll invite you out for the weekend. We can go for a tandem bike ride and some wine coolers if you'd just cool your whining for a bit.