History repeating

[Squeamous]

I read that and though Aww...that is sweet...you dress up in Trekkie outfits and as Captain Picard he spanks you for being a naughty 7of9.......

then I realised it was M&S

I'm still working on that. I'm a patient woman

Last night I dreamt that I was so pished that I got out of bed in a drunken stupor and urinated in the wardrobe. Afterwards I kept waking up and glancing guiltily towards it, convinced of my debasement, scrambling for a viable excuse for the missus. Imagine my relief when I finally woke up proper and it was all a dream. Or was it.

True story.

I once had a dream I was sitting on the toilet, and then promptly pissed the bed. Now whenever I go to the toilet I pinch myself to make sure I'm not dreaming it, and actually asleep on the 23.15 to Waterloo or something else.

It's because they don't where nice thick reinforced cotton socks. They just put skin to hide or polymer and let that merger sweat it out for the day. I don't think my feet have had a stench in years. I'd say 96 % of the time I'm wearing a pair of socks.

Some plastic shoes do that
Stinky feet are my pet peeve.

[mjmacky]

and actually asleep on the 23.15 to Waterloo or something else.

Isn't that a water park ride? It's OK to pee on water park rides, racing your pee to the bottom.

About stinky feet, fashion is the culprit. Well maybe poverty too.

[Squeamous]

Isn't that a water park ride? It's OK to pee on water park rides, racing your pee to the bottom.

About stinky feet, fashion is the culprit. Well maybe poverty too.

It's a train station in London you oik

[mjmacky]

Isn't that a water park ride? It's OK to pee on water park rides, racing your pee to the bottom.

About stinky feet, fashion is the culprit. Well maybe poverty too.

It's a train station in London you oik

Weird, you guys ride on trains? What's it like?

[Squeamous]

It smells of pee and vomit

[mjmacky]

It smells of pee and vomit

What's the train like after you deboard?

[Squeamous]

Do you mean *disembark*?
If you do, the answer is still the same:

[mjmacky]

Do you mean *disembark*?
If you do, the answer is still the same:

No I did not mean disembark. In fact, I specifically chose deboard to avoid using disembark. The problem with disembark was that it gives it a feel of a lengthy journey, and I was trying to imply that you boarded smelling of vomit and urine rather than having produced the aromas during the trip.

Shortbus explanation: Deboard makes me think short trip

[Barbarossa]

Our station announcers stubbornly use the word alight, as in "please mind the gap when alighting from this train".

It never sounds right to me..

[manker]

I think we need to put these words in order of goodness. Deboard sounds like you're ripping up a floor, disembark is a solid term but evokes a maritime feel and alight is a rather lovely intransitive verb that will confuse approximately 92% of non-British people due to them thinking of fire.

So; alight > disembark > deboard.