Dave: Mary, no. I am your father.

[Squeamous]

I can't see that pic on my thickphone

[mjmacky]

He did that retarded thing you guys do where you hide a smiley in the spoiler tag, you know where it's sort of the opposite reaction than what was implied before the spoiler. It's the equivalent to saying, "Psych!".

[Squeamous]

I want the board to know that my consoling nipple is an equal opportunities spastic nurterer and comes with no recriminations or caveats.

[Squeamous]

He did that retarded thing you guys do where you hide a smiley in the spoiler tag, you know where it's sort of the opposite reaction than what was implied before the spoiler. It's the equivalent to saying, "Psych!".

He totally copied that off me, the sneaky thiefy little ENFP

[manker]

I've copied a few things off you, actually.
There are occasions where the cut of your jib is pretty gosh darn swanky

[Quarterquack]

What frightens me, and still does a little, is that I have held a similar tendency to push off my family. Through certain relationship events in my life, I've been more than willing to head down the same path he has. Was the man born this way? No. That complete distrust in the rest of humanity, including his whole family. I've got demons to fight I guess.

Pity, I feel the same way. So you haven't found a solution either? I unfortunately see bits of my father in almost everything I do. The way I laugh, the way I lay in bed when I wake up. I have lately considered bleaching my hair to distance myself from that imagery.

If my nutcase ever decides to e-mail, I'll forward them to you, Mary. Unfortunately, you seem to be patient with these things and can type more than "Why don't you have your mistress e-mail me eye-opening details, again?" before closing off the line.

[mjmacky]

Unfortunately, you seem to be patient with these things and can type more than "Why don't you have your mistress e-mail me eye-opening details, again?" before closing off the line.

Well it's easy to be patient when you have no emotional investment, just psychological baggage.

[Squeamous]

I've copied a few things off you, actually.
There are occasions where the cut of your jib is pretty gosh darn swanky

omg.jpg