Dave: Mary, no. I am your father.

[megabyteme]

Closed captioned for the hearing impaired.

[video]

I like this chick!

[mjmacky]

Unbelievable, I have this file too? Should not exist. Hilarious though, especially the part that says DO NOT TELEPHONE THE CITY POLICE, otherwise they will come to arrest you. Well, here's the infamous fake letter, was written as if it were sent from a police department, with a PO Box address

bitchplease.jpg

[mjmacky]

Don't eat the dead lesbians, the dead lesbians are forbidden.

[manker]

That took me way longer than 15 minutes to read, probably closer to an hour. I don't know if I'm slow at reading or whether it was because I had to get so close to the screen because the font was small and I kept having to stop because I was uncomfortable.
I also don't know why I didn't use zoom right at the start ... no, hang on, I do; it's because of the 15 minute promise.

I recognise Dave in your dad too, Mary.
That PI stuff is weird. Also I don't understand why at no point did he suggest meeting up with you, it surely would have been quicker and easier to hash out stuff than with all those typed words.

I guess it's easy for me to say but I can see some good in him as well as the obvious bad. He did try really hard initially.
The later emails made it pretty clear, though, that too many bridges were burned. He would have been better advised, if his sentiments were genuine, to have simply said; 'I fucked up so much stuff but I want another chance. If you think there's a small possibility that you could somehow forgive me, perhaps we could meet and talk.'

All that thrashing around and blaming other people was fucking stupid, even if it was half true.
As far as I can see, humility would have been the only card he had to play.

[IdolEyes787]

That took me way longer than 15 minutes to read, probably closer to an hour. I don't know if I'm slow at reading or whether it was because I had to get so close to the screen because the font was small and I kept having to stop because I was uncomfortable.
I also don't know why I didn't use zoom right at the start ... no, hang on, I do; it's because of the 15 minute promise.

You're real name wouldn't happen to be Job would it?

[manker]

I don't get that.
And if it's a movie reference, I'm going to hunt down and torture your descendants with a semtex baseball bat.

[manker]

Closed captioned for the hearing impaired.

[video]

I like this chick!

+1
Man, the deaf are so fucking hot.

Especially the geeky ones.

[megabyteme]

[IdolEyes787]

I have to remember that I'm dealing with heathens.

Btw I watched a movie called Donkey Punch

The wimins in it are hot and nude and also do sex stuff with people.

[manker]

Fuck me, she's a lefty too. Could she be any more perfect. Quirks ftw.

A mate of mine pulled this deaf girl in a pub after footie a while back. He took her back to his place and later on woke up to discover her in the corner of his room, pissing in his kit-bag. Luckily, he's into that so he ragged her senseless.

True Story.