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    i can't pronounce 'fuck' - i say the 'uck' part softly, so it comes out 'fhuhck'

    does anyone have any good exercises so i can swear in front of old people and look cool in front of my peers
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    Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@17 November 2003 - 23:24
    i can't pronounce 'fuck' - i say the 'uck' part softly, so it comes out 'fhuhck'

    does anyone have any good exercises so i can swear in front of old people and look cool in front of my peers
    Why do you want to swear in front of old folk?
    Take your turn like everyone else.
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    Why would you wish to impress a soft fruit ?

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    Originally posted by J'Pol@17 November 2003 - 23:53
    Why would you wish to impress a soft fruit ?
    The young master is maybe just baiting the old folk JP. Especially with peers. Of course you knew it would come to this.
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    Do we always come in pairs old fruit.

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    Originally posted by DarthInsinuate@17 November 2003 - 19:24
    i can't pronounce 'fuck' - i say the 'uck' part softly, so it comes out 'fhuhck'

    does anyone have any good exercises so i can swear in front of old people and look cool in front of my peers
    It could be said you have no luck with fuck, yes?

    Just as well-you'd probably misuse it.
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    Originally posted by DarthInsinuate
    does anyone have any good exercises so i can swear in front of old people and look cool in front of my peers
    Knee bends and behind-the-head pelvic-thrusts are generally accepted as good preparation for a bout of ego boosting and
    offending the elderly. Be sure to strecth thorougly first, though, and be sure to drink plenty of dark, viscous fluids.

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    Memorize and repeat this limerick until you have satisfactory results or just say screw it
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