Girl Breasts

[manker]

I don't reckon it works like that. You need to stop eating chips, nachos and pizza to get rid of your girl breasts.
Exercise wouldn't hurt, particularly push ups and lots of jogging.

It all sounds hard. Why not just keep your shirt on at all times?

[ziggyjuarez]

That just makes them firm.but it does make them sexy.
Either way, Im already in progress.

[Squeamous]

So far only one way older chick has enjoy'd my cock.too bad I did not know girls dont get too sensitive in the genitles after a orgasm like males.

They don't get too sensitive after YOUR orgasm you racist

Did we just stop fixing her or something, it was like almost mission accomplished and then I got slapped in the face with a wet regressive mackerel.

I'm not sure if I want her to be fixed, perhaps that's why I didn't keep my end up.

Don't say that Manky, don't you EVER say that. We won't give up on her. It's just that at times of stress the autistic do tend to regress back into themselves. We just need to be patient with him. He'll come back to us when he's ready

Don't worry, mate. mbm is married and has twins that are almost two years old.
He's too nice a guy to cheat so I make that around 32 months since he last got laid. Most of us are in long term relationships (except Squeamous who jumps from one 45 year old to the next with alarming regularity).

If you want some top wanking tips, though, this board is where it's at

Next one's in his early 20s I think

[brotherdoobie]

Where can I find the wanking tips section?


-doobs

[mjmacky]

I couldn't tell with the way you hide that Tokyo Chic outfit I bought you all the way in the back of your closet.

When you put on the Jimmy Krankie costume I bought you, I'll dress like a retarded hipster. Deal?

Hey, I'm not here to judge what you find attractive, I just only ask to dress within my gender... publicly that is.

I've got a whole patisserie of love for Mary, but he refuses to acknowledge it. I can't help not being a chink

I'm not sure if I want her to be fixed, perhaps that's why I didn't keep my end up.

You'll realize later what almost everyone comes to in their own time, you don't fuck with perfection.

[mjmacky]

OK, you can mess with perfection, but that kind of ruins it. Maybe you all like it better that way.

[manker]

Don't worry, mate. mbm is married and has twins that are almost two years old.
He's too nice a guy to cheat so I make that around 32 months since he last got laid. Most of us are in long term relationships (except Squeamous who jumps from one 45 year old to the next with alarming regularity).

If you want some top wanking tips, though, this board is where it's at

Next one's in his early 20s I think

Wtf did you do to M&SSTD
And also, you'll destroy a mere sapling. I fear for the poor chap, ease him in slowly and don't unleash the full fury of your sexual extras cabinet upon him until at least the fourth date.

[manker]

Where can I find the wanking tips section?


-doobs

You're elbow deep in it, mate.

[manker]

OK, you can mess with perfection, but that kind of ruins it. Maybe you all like it better that way.

You're a perfect challenge. That's what you are.

I was wavering a little with the enormity of the task but after a few words of encouragement from your forumular mother, I'm back in the game.
Let's talk about how you see me as a role model and decide whether it's hampering your progress or not.

[mjmacky]

OK, you can mess with perfection, but that kind of ruins it. Maybe you all like it better that way.

You're a perfect challenge. That's what you are.

I was wavering a little with the enormity of the task but after a few words of encouragement from your forumular mother, I'm back in the game.
Let's talk about how you see me as a role model and decide whether it's hampering your progress or not.

Listen, grasshopper. I don't want to hear any more of this talk about you buggin' out on me.

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