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    Holy shit YouTube link?

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    Well her tits couldn't have fallen out if she was wearing the seat belt properly or wearing a fire-proof suit

    Think it thro'.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez View Post
    Holy shit YouTube link?
    Hawt tits drift racing youtube link.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ziggyjuarez View Post
    Holy shit YouTube link?
    After scouring the internet for this video, sifting through all the stupid edited and censored versions of this, I found the original!

    Ladies and Gentlemen, I present the full version of The Girl in The Toyota Supra in all its entirety and boobage. Enjoy!
    One more disappointment in an ever expanding list for you to live with.
    I'd feel bad if I wasn't sure that you'd only use it to jerk off to.
    Respect my lack of authority.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    THEY ARE JUST HANGING BAGS OF MAMMARY TISSUE!!

    Carry on.
    But in this case they're such nice hanging bags of mammary tissue.
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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It's that age old internets equation.


    Bewb thread + a-cups + period = caps lock.
    I've never told you my cup size

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    It's that age old internets equation.


    Bewb thread + a-cups + period = caps lock.
    I've never told you my cup size
    You left your bra in the glove compartment of the car the other day.

    Did you do it on purpose so my missus would find it. zomg. will the tricks and machinations of that woman never end
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post

    But in this case they're such nice hanging bags of mammary tissue.
    To tell the truth I don't really know what's going on. I mean, in this thread, not in general

    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You left your bra in the glove compartment of the car the other day.

    Did you do it on purpose so my missus would find it. zomg. will the tricks and machinations of that woman never end
    Wait'll you find where I left my crotchless policewoman outfit

    In other news, I just realised I made myself a fried egg sammich with ketchup and 2 fried eggs for supper. I hate you

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    To tell the truth I don't really know what's going on. I mean, in this thread, not in general

    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    You left your bra in the glove compartment of the car the other day.

    Did you do it on purpose so my missus would find it. zomg. will the tricks and machinations of that woman never end
    Wait'll you find where I left my crotchless policewoman outfit

    In other news, I just realised I made myself a fried egg sammich with ketchup and 2 fried eggs for supper. I hate you
    I'm just wondering if she'd believe it was mine. Probably

    In other news; tell your subconscious that more than a handful is a waste.
    Much like ladies don't really care if men have a big cawk, men aren't bothered if wiminz have sumptuous C cups, delectable Ds or attenuated As
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    I'm just wondering if she'd believe it was mine. Probably

    In other news; tell your subconscious that more than a handful is a waste.
    Much like ladies don't really care if men have a big cawk, men aren't bothered if wiminz have sumptuous C cups, delectable Ds or attenuated As
    Ew, I've got a horrible mental image of your aged knackers hanging out the crotch and dangling somewhere between your truncheon and furry handcuffs. There you are you little beauty:

    Pfft, I jest precisely because I don't suffer from poor body image. My tits are my worst physical feature but I haven't got a problem with that. If I wasn't cursed in such a way I would be physically perfect and that would just be awkward. And even then, as the worst physical feature, they still rate pretty highly. Also I love their size. S'all good!

    Oh...and....yeah, that thing about cock size not mattering. It kinda does (to me). It's more fun when it's all deformed and ruinous . Wouldn't be any more than a preference though. All cocks are beautiful!

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