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[manker]

But we are agreed he has long hair (he definitely posted that) and almost certainly worked in the WWF back in the early 90s.
I'm willing to recant on the eye make-up, given I made it up, but I'm not going back on the mullet.

[ckrit]

Mullet and lycra. Nice.

[manker]

I'm led to believe that it's actually called 'hockey hair' in Canadia.

[Artemis]

Now if he actually played hockey that would explain alot of things, well all the blunt force trauma would explain alot of things anyway.

[Squeamous]

Fanks you guise. I dunno, I may be dead inside because I found it interesting in a detached sort of way. I guess I was a little scared at times, but only for a millisecond

Ummm..... I wouldn't actually explain it, I wan't her to find the definition, and maybe peruse similar ones while she's at it and comeback and go zomg, you are one sick puppy, to which I will happily reply why yes, yes I am.


(for further reading Squeams, the salty pirate and the rusty trombone are good places to start).

Listen sunshine, you're talking to a woman who just this morning dropped the term 'dirty Bristow' into conversation at work. Let me tell you something, I'm British. Even 6 month old British babies swear better than any other race on the planet. It's hardwired into our psyche. Salty pirates and rusty trombones can both be found in children's picture books over here. GTFO.

You and your fetishes

-sighs-

Yes, young lady. Now come over here so I can teach you to respect your elders.

It's not the same if you're not really cross

Since Hellwig was born in Indiana and doesn't wear skirts, it just won't work for Idol. Plus, we know he's supposed to be buff, but not too buff. And since he's more into punching people than lifting them:

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No no, I've already worked out who he is:

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You're so vain, you probably think you're the best there is, the best there was, and the best there ever will be....

[mjmacky]

The technician doesn't instinctively punch people

[Squeamous]

The technician doesn't instinctively punch people

Go and do some work.

[Artemis]

How did you 'casually' drop a dirty bristow into conversation this morning Squeams? And what exactly was the topic of conversation?

[Squeamous]

How did you 'casually' drop a dirty bristow into conversation this morning Squeams? And what exactly was the topic of conversation?

Rimming while wanking a guy off. It's an all female office.

[mjmacky]

Is that what you call a rusty trombone? WTF is Bristow?