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    At my old lab a co-worker used to make it a habit to skin the rats in a fashion that opened their torso in a breasted-suit-like fashion. He said it made the job more cheerful for him. Every time I picture him I just imagine him with a laundry line across the anaesthetic chamber with a bunch of ratskin blazers hanging to dry. He never quite figured out why I kept calling him Ken, but once the picture stuck in my head it was too hard to resist adding the cherry on top.

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    Darth Cicero, I've been wondering about something. A while ago, you mentioned some fellow, who was on autistic spectrum, and you implied that fellow lost his virginity earlier than "normal" people did. How was he able to get women attracted to him? Maybe I could learn a thing or two from that fellow.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    Darth Cicero, I've been wondering about something. A while ago, you mentioned some fellow, who was on autistic spectrum, and you implied that fellow lost his virginity earlier than "normal" people did. How was he able to get women attracted to him? Maybe I could learn a thing or two from that fellow.
    He could afford a hooker.
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    I am serious. Those were Darth Cicero's exact words:

    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
    When I was in high school years ago, the first kid to get some action was an aspie. He was so interested on exploring sexual behaviors he beat even the "normal" kids to it.
    So, does it mean that kid lost his virginity earlier than normal people did? If it's true, how was he able to get women attracted to him? That's my question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    I am serious. Those were Darth Cicero's exact words:

    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
    When I was in high school years ago, the first kid to get some action was an aspie. He was so interested on exploring sexual behaviors he beat even the "normal" kids to it.
    So, does it mean that kid lost his virginity earlier than normal people did? If it's true, how was he able to get women attracted to him? That's my question.
    Date rape.
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    People, I am asking a serious question, so please give me a serious reply to the question!! Darth Cicero, give me a serious reply to my question.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    People, I am asking a serious question, so please give me a serious reply to the question!! Darth Cicero, give me a serious reply to my question.
    Like you've never considered date rape...
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by OlegL View Post
    I am serious. Those were Darth Cicero's exact words:

    Quote Originally Posted by Darth Cicero
    When I was in high school years ago, the first kid to get some action was an aspie. He was so interested on exploring sexual behaviors he beat even the "normal" kids to it.
    So, does it mean that kid lost his virginity earlier than normal people did? If it's true, how was he able to get women attracted to him? That's my question.
    Think that question through very s l o w l y. How the fuck would he know how someone else got laid? At that time of his life he was too busy thinking about himself, and whether he would be next, to stand back and critically evaluate the winning technique of someone else.
    Last edited by Artemis; 07-08-2012 at 02:42 PM.

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    PEOPLE!!!! WTF!!!! I want you to give me a SERIOUS response to my question!
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    ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED!!!!! How the fuck would he know what would work for someone else? Did you ever go up to someone and ask ' so how do you make the girls fall over with their legs up in the air?'
    Last edited by Artemis; 07-08-2012 at 02:48 PM.

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