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**Squeamous** · 07-10-2012, 01:07 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

Originally Posted by Squeamous

A girl with one leg shorter than the other would be perfect for Oleg. She'd never be able to escape.

Consequently, I don't think he'd ever catch her either. Did you just post that because you can't see spoilers?

I posted it in response to the spoiler, because your ketone looks like a lady with one longer leg than the other with her legs open.

I have access to FST through PCs most of the time.

**OlegL** · 07-10-2012, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

Originally Posted by IdolEyes787

The first two likely answers that spring to mind is that he had guys like Darth Cicero as his competition and that he had guys like Darth Cicero as his competition.

Actually I left a very important part of the story out. The fella was Chinese. He had the stereotype of a little cute mini-him surrounded by a cushiony bush going for him. And he couldn't drive away in a getaway bicycle if he wanted to.

On a serious note, how the fuck should I know. A random guy got laid because of how he made it the centre of his consciousness at the age of 13. If he found a magic golden leg opener I still wouldn't care.

When you said this,

Originally Posted by Darth Cicero

When I was in high school years ago, the first kid to get some action was an aspie. He was so interested on exploring sexual behaviors he beat even the "normal" kids to it.

you made it sound like people who have autism-related problems have no social deficiencies and can easily get laid if they want to.

**mjmacky** · 07-10-2012, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by OlegL

you made it sound like people who have autism-related problems have no social deficiencies and can easily get laid if they want to.

That's completely true, why are you having such a hard time with it?

**mjmacky** · 07-10-2012, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

because your ketone looks like a lady with one longer leg than the other with her legs open.

I'll keep that in mind when I want to force you to imagine my big cock and balls.

**Quarterquack** · 07-10-2012, 09:58 PM

Originally Posted by Squeamous

ketone

Hey, remember that joke I made earlier on this week about European scientific standards?

Good.

GHB is not a ketone.

**Quarterquack** · 07-10-2012, 10:03 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

I'll keep that in mind when I want to force you to imagine my big cock and balls.

I find Glycolic acid to be a great fit. What with one ball sagging under the other and all. I've also kept your personal shafting needs in mind when I imagined the carbonyl group in place.

**mjmacky** · 07-10-2012, 10:18 PM

It's chemical astrology. You must be a little gayer than me Darth, because the image of a woman with her legs spread open precluded my spotting the fact that she said ketone.