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    That culture diffused all the way to taint my childhood.

    I played once and it really fucking hurt. So I refused to play again.
    When I changed schools, I maintained my position on raps but during a skiing trip, some big boys made me choose between getting beat up or playing raps. I chose getting beat up and stared defiantly at the biggest one.

    This sounds like one of those internets Jean Claude van Damme stories but guess what.
    He beat the shit out of me then and on at least three further occasions where I refused to play.

    Cunts.
    The only rule of childhood is there are no rules but the ones you have to follow. And you will be beaten up.
    And if you are blessed with more than a modicum of intelligence, unlike the lumbering troglodytes whose first and only reaction to any confrontation is to hit whatever confronts them, you can seek your revenge in creative and somewhat unmerciful ways.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
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    The only rule of childhood is there are no rules but the ones you have to follow. And you will be beaten up.
    And if you are blessed with more than a modicum of intelligence, unlike the lumbering troglodytes whose first and only reaction to any confrontation is to hit whatever confronts them, you can seek your revenge in creative and somewhat unmerciful ways.
    Like what? I kind of got my revenge by not getting pregnant at 15.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    And if you are blessed with more than a modicum of intelligence, unlike the lumbering troglodytes whose first and only reaction to any confrontation is to hit whatever confronts them, you can seek your revenge in creative and somewhat unmerciful ways.

    Like what? I kind of got my revenge by not getting pregnant at 15.
    I forgot about this, but one of the things I discovered and was an early champion of was superglue, wonderful stuff, but in particular there was one incident where there was this huge fat kid that kept nicking my lunch (along with several others) I was only a pneub at the school and he was an older boy and a big fat tubby bitch of a bully, but he could fight, the only option was stealth. So I made him a very special sandwich with secret sauce, well it was just tomato sauce but all the cayenne pepper I mixed in with it sure made it interesting. Now since the next thing fat fucker was going to want was a drink, I helpfully provided one too, I filled my drink bottle with apple cider vinegar, and sure enough the next day lurch trundled over to nick my lunch right on schedule, he goes bright red after eating most of one half of a sandwich in one go and grabs the drink bottle and starts chugging it. About a third of the way through, it starts to burn too, he roars and goes a deep shade of purple. He ran off to the drinking fountain and spent about ten minutes with his head under it and never came near me again.

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    I used to go to a lot of new schools in my childhood, and the first thing I'd do was launch an insanity attack on the obvious bullies. I usually got along with the bullies, victims and bystanders alike after that. It was the teachers and administrations that would cause me problems.
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    Yea the living dead again....

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    Quote Originally Posted by mjmacky View Post
    I used to go to a lot of new schools in my childhood, and the first thing I'd do was launch an insanity attack on the obvious bullies. I usually got along with the bullies, victims and bystanders alike after that. It was the teachers and administrations that would cause me problems.
    Sounds like my dad's school of thought. When I started a new school his advice was 'if anyone picks on you, punch the biggest one of the group in the face even if they're not doing anything'.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
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    I used to go to a lot of new schools in my childhood, and the first thing I'd do was launch an insanity attack on the obvious bullies. I usually got along with the bullies, victims and bystanders alike after that. It was the teachers and administrations that would cause me problems.
    Sounds like my dad's school of thought. When I started a new school his advice was 'if anyone picks on you, punch the biggest one of the group in the face even if they're not doing anything'.
    ...And that is the beginning of how That Woman began.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    I was just saying I have a general problem with authority. Don't anyone try to tell me to grow out of it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Squeamous View Post
    mulder says he'd like to go pot-holing in your cheddar-gorge.
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