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I forgot about this, but one of the things I discovered and was an early champion of was superglue, wonderful stuff, but in particular there was one incident where there was this huge fat kid that kept nicking my lunch (along with several others) I was only a pneub at the school and he was an older boy and a big fat tubby bitch of a bully, but he could fight, the only option was stealth. So I made him a very special sandwich with secret sauce, well it was just tomato sauce but all the cayenne pepper I mixed in with it sure made it interesting. Now since the next thing fat fucker was going to want was a drink, I helpfully provided one too, I filled my drink bottle with apple cider vinegar, and sure enough the next day lurch trundled over to nick my lunch right on schedule, he goes bright red after eating most of one half of a sandwich in one go and grabs the drink bottle and starts chugging it. About a third of the way through, it starts to burn too, he roars and goes a deep shade of purple. He ran off to the drinking fountain and spent about ten minutes with his head under it and never came near me again.
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I used to go to a lot of new schools in my childhood, and the first thing I'd do was launch an insanity attack on the obvious bullies. I usually got along with the bullies, victims and bystanders alike after that. It was the teachers and administrations that would cause me problems.
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Yea the living dead again....
I was just saying I have a general problem with authority. Don't anyone try to tell me to grow out of it.
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