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[Squeamous]

I was just saying I have a general problem with authority. Don't anyone try to tell me to grow out of it.

Another neurosis to put in my little black book!

mulder says he'd like to go pot-holing in your cheddar-gorge.

He'll need a strong rope and an experienced guide. May I suggest Manker?

[mjmacky]

Another neurosis to put in my little black book!

You can put whatever you want in your little black book, but I can tell your trying to find a way into my panties.

[mjmacky]

P.S. I'm randy.

[Squeamous]

I know, but you'll popping off to sleep soon so better make the most of this very small window while you can

[Squeamous]

Fuxache. I just realised I missed an opportunity last night to get Mary to show me his peen. God knows when he'll be that drunk again

[Skweeky]

Another disappointment. We need new men-folk.

[Squeamous]

Yeah, these ones are rubbish.

Should we ask Oleg? Only I'm a bit reticent because my mate who's a duty solictor, says you can be prosecuted for encouraging the mentally ill to do sexual things. Maybe I should contact the CPS and get their definition of what's acceptable

[Skweeky]

I'm not sure if posting a picture of your reproductive organs can be considered 'a sexual act'. We are both scientists(well, I am one in training) after all - surely, if anything, we can mask this as an experiment?

[manker]

mulder says he'd like to go pot-holing in your cheddar-gorge.

He'll need a strong rope and an experienced guide. May I suggest Manker?

Fuck yes.
It'll be like one of those Lassie episodes where someone gets stuck down a well and the smallest kid in the gang gets lowered into the gaping abyss to rescue the sobbing toddler.

Only in this case, the sobbing toddler will be my dessicated cervix-remnant covered wristwatch.
I knew I'd get it back one day

[Squeamous]

I'm not sure if posting a picture of your reproductive organs can be considered 'a sexual act'. We are both scientists(well, I am one in training) after all - surely, if anything, we can mask this as an experiment?

Alright Dr Mengel!

Fuck yes.
It'll be like one of those Lassie episodes where someone gets stuck down a well and the smallest kid in the gang gets lowered into the gaping abyss to rescue the sobbing toddler.

Only in this case, the sobbing toddler will be my dessicated cervix-remnant covered wristwatch.
I knew I'd get it back one day

Rofflecaust!