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[Squeamous]

You're a civil servant. Well fuck me if you haven't just gone down about forty-leven notches in the would scale.
I had assumed you worked for a private petro-chemical company and advised in the genetic development of mutant battle-toads or whatevar.

Medical Research! My organisation is taxpayer funded. And I wouldn't let you would me even if you wanted to

I couldn't resist:

I would squeeze that until it popped. Out of love.

[Artemis]

So you have a fairly large pet cemetery somewhere close at hand Squeams, or has everyone learned and only give you inanimate objects now?

[manker]

Pfft. Like you'd get a choice in the matter.

[Squeamous]

So you have a fairly large pet cemetery somewhere close at hand Squeams, or has everyone learned and only give you inanimate objects now?

I CAN control myself. If I come across anything cute I just take it slow and breathe through it.

Pfft. Like you'd get a choice in the matter.

When an unstoppable rapist meets an immovable rapist the result can only be hospitalisation for both parties.

That's a direct quote from the Dalai Lama.

[manker]

And above that quoth Mme Squeams, she of the interlocking cunt.

[manker]

Wait. Above that was me

ehh fuck it. It'll confuse Mary if nothing else.

[Squeamous]

Pffft. I am SO much more than just an interlocking cunt. I have a simply heavenly anus as well

[manker]

I think your best attribute is that sometimes you make me wish I had two cawks <3

[mjmacky]

I would squeeze that until it popped. Out of love.

So, are you into teenage boys?

[megabyteme]

I would squeeze that until it popped. Out of love For research.[/QUOTE]