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[megabyteme]

Posts made here are free, but will remain on your permanent record. It's kinda like pulling the fire alarm at school, and getting caught because you fell in a puddle of your own glee-induced drool.

[Squeamous]

Posts made here are free, but will remain on your permanent record. It's kinda like pulling the fire alarm at school, and getting caught because you fell in a puddle of your own glee-induced drool.

You're like the meanest hall monitor in the woooorllllld

[Skweeky]

I'm wearing a strapless dress and my boobs keep popping out. Ironically, I am sat working in the window. (Not as a prostitute).

[Squeamous]

^

[megabyteme]

You're like the meanest hall monitor in the woooorllllld

Yeah, pretty much like this. Hactually, A LOT like this (but more height/weight proportionate due to my increased height):

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[Squeamous]

Authoritarianism is hawt

[mjmacky]

I fell off my bike 3 times that night, none were car related. First, I thrusted it forward and tried to hop on in the middle of the street. Second, there was a girl riding zig zag like she was being chased by an alligator on the sidewalk in front of my building so I dove with my bicycle companion into some hedges. Third my front door slammed shut on me while I was wheeling it into the apartment. I was blasted drunk during all of this, managed to only escape with a couple of scrapes and bruises, I seem to have protected the bike quite well in each scenario, but I did lose a wheel reflector.

[whisper]

We don't care

[megabyteme]

Nobody does, but mary is nice, so we pretend we care. And besides, she's never ridden a bike before where someone wasn't running behind demanding it back and shouting death threats.

[Something Else]

I fell off my bike 3 times that night, none were car related. First, I thrusted it forward and tried to hop on in the middle of the street. Second, there was a girl riding zig zag like she was being chased by an alligator on the sidewalk in front of my building so I dove with my bicycle companion into some hedges. Third my front door slammed shut on me while I was wheeling it into the apartment. I was blasted drunk during all of this, managed to only escape with a couple of scrapes and bruises, I seem to have protected the bike quite well in each scenario, but I did lose a wheel reflector.

Alligator girl sounds hawt. Sorry to hear about your unfortunate biking accidents.