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**Artemis** · 08-02-2012, 09:28 PM

Originally Posted by mjmacky

I fell off my bike 3 times that night, none were car related. First, I thrusted it forward and tried to hop on in the middle of the street. Second, there was a girl riding zig zag like she was being chased by an alligator on the sidewalk in front of my building so I dove with my bicycle companion into some hedges. Third my front door slammed shut on me while I was wheeling it into the apartment. I was blasted drunk during all of this, managed to only escape with a couple of scrapes and bruises, I seem to have protected the bike quite well in each scenario, but I did lose a wheel reflector.

You can be charged with D.W.I. (D.U.I. for merkins) while being in charge of anything wheeled, motorised or not. My great grandfather was once charged with being drunk in charge of a wheelbarrow, true story.

**IdolEyes787** · 08-02-2012, 09:49 PM

The only unsurprising part of that story was that he was a relative of yours.

**Artemis** · 08-02-2012, 10:32 PM

**IdolEyes787** · 08-02-2012, 10:51 PM

Originally Posted by Artemis

You know I love you.Maybe not as much as merwais loves me but still a lot.

**blkmex** · 08-02-2012, 11:15 PM

lol that is pretty darn good response, So I guess since I am one of those new people to this forum I will go ahead and start getting some of the shiiat out of my mouth..thank you guys for making a section for this so I dont feel bad cluttering a real section.

**chalice** · 08-02-2012, 11:17 PM

Originally Posted by blkmex

lol that is pretty darn good response, So I guess since I am one of those new people to this forum I will go ahead and start getting some of the shiiat out of my mouth..thank you guys for making a section for this so I dont feel bad cluttering a real section.

That's wot your mum said just before they delivered you.

**blkmex** · 08-02-2012, 11:22 PM

Originally Posted by manker

Originally Posted by Squeamous

So how does all this work then? I mean the whole board.

You need a certain amount of posts to get into a section where you're then allowed to beg for access to torrent sites. To meet these post requirements, the new members post utter shite and annoy the feck out of some people. This thread is meant to draw all the shite here so decent, god-fearing folk don't have to look at it.

I think that's what you meant, if it wasn't and you were asking about how the forum software operates ... then I think it's better if you don't worry your pretty little head about that

Originally Posted by blkmex

lol that is pretty darn good response, So I guess since I am one of those new people to this forum I will go ahead and start getting some of the shiiat out of my mouth..thank you guys for making a section for this so I dont feel bad cluttering a real section.

Fail on my part, guess it would have helped to include what I was referencing. O well I am a Nub

**blkmex** · 08-02-2012, 11:24 PM

Originally Posted by chalice

That's wot your mum said just before they delivered you.

that was a fine day glad someone remembers

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**chalice** · 08-02-2012, 11:27 PM

Originally Posted by blkmex

Originally Posted by chalice

That's wot your mum said just before they delivered you.

that was a fine day glad someone remembers

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How could anyone forget a living, screaming turd being pulled, thrusting into the oncoming world from the mouth of vaginally cauterised nun. Those midwives made millions from toilet paper advertising spots and enema endorsements.

It was on the fucking news, mate.