has a younger sister who is a self-employed painter and decorator
It wouldn't be the same. He'd have to live with me for seventeen years or something and start telling me what to do, getting on my nerves for like ages, grow considerably balder, slide into Parkinson's or some such to achieve the desired effect. So, fuck it.
You're more than welcome to take our kid off my hands, though. He's a right larf. Until he starts.
Last edited by chalice; 08-04-2012 at 02:38 PM. Reason: f
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