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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    I said it could stay. I didn't say mbm could use my beloved lounge for a ghey car-key swapping emporium.
    Butterfly effect, innit.
    mbm would have fallen into line had you set down a marker. That's how she operates.

    It's almost as if you want new people to talk to or something else.
    Seems that way, though I kinda cringe to see it. What's a god to do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
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    Butterfly effect, innit.
    mbm would have fallen into line had you set down a marker. That's how she operates.

    It's almost as if you want new people to talk to or something else.
    Seems that way, though I kinda cringe to see it. What's a god to do?
    You could tell me whether Jessica Ennis is mixed race or not.
    I keep changing my mind and I can't google because it's racist.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    has a younger sister who is a self-employed painter and decorator

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Jesus.

    Get a fucking room in Seattle or something.
    awe chalice I had to keep myself entertained since that pretty mug of yours wasnt around to swap smeary shit jokes with ...key swapping was a good one though lol.

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    If he lived in Ireland, you'd be swapping stories of blowing up Dave's elite mine stomping buddies...
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    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post

    Seems that way, though I kinda cringe to see it. What's a god to do?
    You could tell me whether Jessica Ennis is mixed race or not.
    I keep changing my mind and I can't google because it's racist.
    I would definitely count the heptathlon as a mixed race.

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    It's too late, I already asked my dad. When you're not available, he fills in as my moral barometer.
    He said that he believes she has more than a bit of the tar brush in her.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Noice.

    I wish I had a racist dad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by chalice View Post
    Noice.

    I wish I had a racist dad.
    He's all yours this evening, mate. Borrow him if you like.
    All I ask is for a midweek night out with your recidivist sibling. He sounds like a larf.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    Noice.

    I wish I had a racist dad.
    He's all yours this evening, mate. Borrow him if you like.
    All I ask is for a midweek night out with your recidivist sibling. He sounds like a larf.
    It wouldn't be the same. He'd have to live with me for seventeen years or something and start telling me what to do, getting on my nerves for like ages, grow considerably balder, slide into Parkinson's or some such to achieve the desired effect. So, fuck it.

    You're more than welcome to take our kid off my hands, though. He's a right larf. Until he starts.
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