I think I know what's up with Idol.

[manker]

Didn't the same thing happen when you tried it on with Mary. And now Idol's quit the internets since you hit on him.

Draw your own conclusions but basically you're left with a dirty fumble in a transport cafe with yours truly.

Little Chef?

No, when I tried it on with Mary he made a valiant attempt flirting because he's a gentleman. The fact he was terrible at it is neither here nor there.

I think I've worked it out. You speak English too well, and when I say 'too well', I actually mean you understand everything someone says to you in English.

Mary gets on better with women who don't really know what she is saying. Hence the protracted stays in China and the immigrant wife. I imagine Mary's studied body language in detail and can flirt effectively in a non-verbal manner. Once the conversational interchange begins, however, it's to her permanent advantage if they only understand every fourth or fifth word. Or better yet, none at all.



The moral of this story is that there's a bus leaving in thirty four minutes from outside your residence, it's the number 52. This will bring you directly to the Road-Chef at Clacket Lane

[mjmacky]

Mary gets on better with women who don't really know what she is saying.

Sort of true, but not for the reasons you mentioned. I'm just an obnoxious show off, and the only girls I hit it off with are ones that give me run for it, analysis for analysis. All the other 99 % just get pissed off and annoyed.

[Squeamous]

Nah, just hose him down, he's not begging Wayne Gretzky to come and bust the door down is he?

Who what now with the where?

I think I've worked it out. You speak English too well, and when I say 'too well', I actually mean you understand everything someone says to you in English.

Mary gets on better with women who don't really know what she is saying. Hence the protracted stays in China and the immigrant wife. I imagine Mary's studied body language in detail and can flirt effectively in a non-verbal manner. Once the conversational interchange begins, however, it's to her permanent advantage if they only understand every fourth or fifth word. Or better yet, none at all.



The moral of this story is that there's a bus leaving in thirty four minutes from outside your residence, it's the number 52. This will bring you directly to the Road-Chef at Clacket Lane

I think you're on to something, and I think Mary would be best served by a Thai bride. I don't think a Russian one would exhibit the required degree of meekness, while water rolling off the oiled skin of a darker mail-order bride wouldn't be so enticing. When we've finished up in the Road Chef and mopped ourselves off we should definitely look into procuring him one

Mary gets on better with women who don't really know what she is saying.

Sort of true, but not for the reasons you mentioned. I'm just an obnoxious show off, and the only girls I hit it off with are ones that give me run for it, analysis for analysis. All the other 99 % just get pissed off and annoyed.

What about the ones who think you have several behavioural disorders and want to dissect you under their giant mental microscope

[Artemis]

I replied to you locking up Idol in your basement, and you asking if you should let him out yet, I repled nah just hose him down. The Wayne Gretzky reference was a one for a Canadian ice hockey player to come and save him from your basement ( you could have at least googled instead of becoming confuzzled?)

[Squeamous]

I assumed that you wouldn't address a cultural reference to me that you knew I wouldn't understand unless your comment wasn't worthy of my effort in looking it up

[Artemis]

I assumed that you wouldn't address a cultural reference to me that you knew I wouldn't understand unless your comment wasn't worthy of my effort in looking it up

Ooooh that is so evilly convoluted for this late at night, actually the Wayne Gretzky reference was to get Idol to jump up and down and yell that he didn't need saving by some neanderthal of an ice hockey player with teeth missing and early onset parkinsons from all the blunt force trauma, but no, sadly even that didn't make him twitch......

[Squeamous]

[IdolEyes787]

I assumed that you wouldn't address a cultural reference to me that you knew I wouldn't understand unless your comment wasn't worthy of my effort in looking it up

Ooooh that is so evilly convoluted for this late at night, actually the Wayne Gretzky reference was to get Idol to jump up and down and yell that he didn't need saving by some neanderthal of an ice hockey player with teeth missing and early onset parkinsons from all the blunt force trauma, but no, sadly even that didn't make him twitch......

Wayne Gretzky is a turn-coat punk and may his LA home burn down with his c-list actress wife inside it.

[manker]

I think I've worked it out. You speak English too well, and when I say 'too well', I actually mean you understand everything someone says to you in English.

Mary gets on better with women who don't really know what she is saying. Hence the protracted stays in China and the immigrant wife. I imagine Mary's studied body language in detail and can flirt effectively in a non-verbal manner. Once the conversational interchange begins, however, it's to her permanent advantage if they only understand every fourth or fifth word. Or better yet, none at all.



The moral of this story is that there's a bus leaving in thirty four minutes from outside your residence, it's the number 52. This will bring you directly to the Road-Chef at Clacket Lane

I think you're on to something, and I think Mary would be best served by a Thai bride. I don't think a Russian one would exhibit the required degree of meekness, while water rolling off the oiled skin of a darker mail-order bride wouldn't be so enticing. When we've finished up in the Road Chef and mopped ourselves off we should definitely look into procuring him one

OKay but I'm not sponging myself down this time.
I want to spend the rest of the day with the air around me thick with the scent of lady jizz.

I was going to protest against the Thai bride, on account of you never know if they're male or female. But Mary wouldn't care. So. We'll go ahead as planned and study Mary relentlessly in the aftermath of the union.

[mjmacky]

What about the ones who think you have several behavioural disorders and want to dissect you under their giant mental microscope

Would depend on whether she's also undressing me with her eyes. I'm not sure, but I think that's the first time I've heard a woman nickname her vagina, at least you went with a scientific theme (making it cool) instead of calling her Dalia or something.