I think I know what's up with Idol.

[Squeamous]

What about the ones who think you have several behavioural disorders and want to dissect you under their giant mental microscope

Would depend on whether she's also undressing me with her eyes. I'm not sure, but I think that's the first time I've heard a woman nickname her vagina, at least you went with a scientific theme (making it cool) instead of calling her Dalia or something.

Most men would balk at being born down upon by a vagina nicknamed 'the microscope' but I can see you're taking it all in your stride

[Artemis]

Would depend on whether she's also undressing me with her eyes. I'm not sure, but I think that's the first time I've heard a woman nickname her vagina, at least you went with a scientific theme (making it cool) instead of calling her Dalia or something.

Most men would balk at being born down upon by a vagina nicknamed 'the microscope' but I can see you're taking it all in your stride

Is stride the correct term to use here?

[mjmacky]

Most men would balk at being born down upon by a vagina nicknamed 'the microscope' but I can see you're taking it all in your stride

I guess most men don't want their open sores being investigated any further.

Did I get a out of that one?

[manker]

I think you like being psychologically examined

[Squeamous]

I think you like being psychologically examined

So do I. Also, my friends and I all refer to our vaginas as 'Mary', and we all know how often they get examined.

[manker]

I think you like being psychologically examined

So do I. Also, my friends and I all refer to our vaginas as 'Mary', and we all know how often they get examined.

That's how older Welsh ladies euphemise their lady garden, too. All of them, it seems to me.
It's also a big reason to me latterly applying the moniker to Mary, as she was being something of a vagina at the time.

No offence, Mary. I love vaginas <3

[Artemis]

So do I. Also, my friends and I all refer to our vaginas as 'Mary', and we all know how often they get examined.

That's how older Welsh ladies euphemise their lady garden, too. All of them, it seems to me.
It's also a big reason to me latterly applying the moniker to Mary, as she was being something of a vagina at the time.

No offence, Mary. I love vaginas <3

It's still a cunt of a thing to say though manker.

[manker]

rofles

[Squeamous]

So do I. Also, my friends and I all refer to our vaginas as 'Mary', and we all know how often they get examined.

That's how older Welsh ladies euphemise their lady garden, too. All of them, it seems to me.
It's also a big reason to me latterly applying the moniker to Mary, as she was being something of a vagina at the time.

No offence, Mary. I love vaginas <3

So it's settled then. I wonder what type he is though? I'm thinking probably a Hollywood.

[mjmacky]

I wonder what type he is though?

A unicorn, i.e. a hermaphroditic cunt.