I think I know what's up with Idol.

[Squeamous]

I wonder what type he is though?

A unicorn, i.e. a hermaphroditic cunt.

Oh go fuck yourself.

[mjmacky]

A unicorn, i.e. a hermaphroditic cunt.

Oh go fuck yourself.

Everyone tells me to do that, but they forget that I lose the flexibility when I get hard

[manker]

I once knew a guy who could stick the end of his own cawk up his arse.
True Story.

[IdolEyes787]

I once knew a guy who could stick the end of his own cawk up his arse.
True Story.

You know oddly enough that's the sort of thing I take pains to avoid.

[mjmacky]

I once knew a guy who could stick the end of his own cawk up his arse.
True Story.

Did he get a bacterial infection, or was that the least of his concerns?

[Squeamous]

I once knew a guy who could stick the end of his own cawk up his arse.
True Story.

When I was 16 my gay mate took me to a gay bar called the Black Cap in Camden, Londonshire. One minute I was having my pint stolen and the next I was watching a man dressed as an S&M policeman putting first a truncheon and then his own penis up his bum. I didn't like it much.

[manker]

I once knew a guy who could stick the end of his own cawk up his arse.
True Story.

You know oddly enough that's the sort of thing I take pains to avoid.

In a way, I encouraged him because we all bet him a quid that he couldn't do it.

I once knew a guy who could stick the end of his own cawk up his arse.
True Story.

Did he get a bacterial infection, or was that the least of his concerns?

I have literally no idea but you don't always get bacterial infections from sticking your cawk inside an arse. At least that's true with female arses.
Maybe you've just discovered the true cause of aids

I once knew a guy who could stick the end of his own cawk up his arse.
True Story.

When I was 16 my gay mate took me to a gay bar called the Black Cap in Camden, Londonshire. One minute I was having my pint stolen and the next I was watching a man dressed as an S&M policeman putting first a truncheon and then his own penis up his bum. I didn't like it much.

It made me feel a bit sick also.
I mean sick as in pig sick. His cawk was enormous. I made a mental note there and then never to consent to intercourse with any of the girls he'd been with.

Luckily, the last time I saw him he was still a virgin, so his gigantic appendage didn't impinge upon my sexual proclivities

[Squeamous]

[It made me feel a bit sick also.
I mean sick as in pig sick. His cawk was enormous. I made a mental note there and then never to consent to intercourse with any of the girls he'd been with.

Luckily, the last time I saw him he was still a virgin, so his gigantic appendage didn't impinge upon my sexual proclivities

When did men start getting choices in this sort of thing?

[manker]

[It made me feel a bit sick also.
I mean sick as in pig sick. His cawk was enormous. I made a mental note there and then never to consent to intercourse with any of the girls he'd been with.

Luckily, the last time I saw him he was still a virgin, so his gigantic appendage didn't impinge upon my sexual proclivities

When did men start getting choices in this sort of thing?

Jebus. Women aren't all libido driven rapists, you know.
I've actually met some very polite ones who meekly enquire as to my willingness and just move right along if I say no.

[Squeamous]

When did men start getting choices in this sort of thing?

Jebus. Women aren't all libido driven rapists, you know.
I've actually met some very polite ones who meekly enquire as to my willingness and just move right along if I say no.

Hahahaha! Good one Manky

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