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  1. 05-28-2012, 10:54 PM #321
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    I'll just strap a big cannister of mustard gas to my back, and turn the hose on everything in sight when they come for me.

    Fuck aiming. It's the only way to make sure.

    Naturally, I have a special cupboard for it, with a padlock and everything. It's the responsible thing to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    I'll just strap a big cannister of mustard gas to my back, and turn the hose on everything in sight when they come for me.

    Fuck aiming. It's the only way to make sure.

    Naturally, I have a special cupboard for it, with a padlock and everything. It's the responsible thing to do.
    And you've got a shotgun by it to shoot the lock off in an emergency?

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    The kids need some Huggies, so I'm off to rob a convenience store (don't worry, it's not loaded), and will be back in 2 hours.

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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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    Just you wait till them long, long, fucking long range magnums hit the shops, Art. Then you're fucked.
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    A house with a couple of two year olds crawling around, a woman, an internet addicted student, and unsecured firearms.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.
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    I wonder if mbm and his unsecured Heckler cock 45 would be any match for Dave and his baseball bat of justice.
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
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    A house with a couple of two year olds crawling around, a woman, an internet addicted student, and unsecured firearms.
    Don't forget the pain meds.


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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.
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    Dave actually came round last night for a loan of my semtex baseball bat.

    I should've thunk it thoroughly, innit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Artemis View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
    I'll just strap a big cannister of mustard gas to my back, and turn the hose on everything in sight when they come for me.

    Fuck aiming. It's the only way to make sure.

    Naturally, I have a special cupboard for it, with a padlock and everything. It's the responsible thing to do.
    And you've got a shotgun by it to shoot the lock off in an emergency?
    I keep explosives handy for just such an event. Naturally.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Snee View Post
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    And you've got a shotgun by it to shoot the lock off in an emergency?
    I keep explosives handy for just such an event. Naturally.
    Some of Chalice' spare semtex?

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