Proof that the Sports Club forum is pish

[megabyteme]

We stayed regardless. Frozen Mars bars > *.

@the rest of the story:

[mjmacky]

So what do you Brits do for clean up, leave it on the bed and have your mum come around and do the linens? Or did you just have an infinite supply of tissues? Remembering back, I've probably wanked into all articles of clothing, except maybe for the nice shirts and pants.

Yeah, tissues. You don't need an infinite supply, just like a two per wank. One as the catcher and one as the dabber.

I remember when I was about 14, me and a couple of my friends went over this guy's house. He wasn't really part of our crowd but we went over because his mam put Mars Bars in the freezer and it was summer. His mam said that there weren't enough for all of us so to go upstairs and wait like half hour for the extra ones to freeze.

We all went up and his room fucking stank. It looked clean and tidy but the smell was hideous I was like; 'Dai, wtf is that smell?'
He told us all that it was probably the curtain. So we looked at him some more. He finally elaborated and said that his curtain is the nearest thing to the left hand side of his bed so he just jizzes on that.
I looked over and you could literally see all the salt stains creeping upwards. It reminded me of a chromatography experiment.

We stayed regardless. Frozen Mars bars > *.

Something doesn't add up, you knew about chromatography at 14?

P.S. Guess the carpets match the drapes after all.

[manker]

I'm remembering more stuff.

Pretty sure I have used a sock as a catcher-cum-dabber. Loads of times, actually.
It's just that I haven't had a sock over my cawk while wanking. 'She caught me jacking in my sock' makes me think of that

[manker]

Yeah we did the ink blot test in my first year at comprehensive, so I'd have been eleven.

P.S. <groanz>

[mjmacky]

I had never played the Ike and Tina show myself using the sock puppet technique, but it only takes a small extension of the clean up idea. The sock can be like, the first condom.

[manker]

Or you could just use a condom as your first condom.
They literally hurl them at teenagers in the UK. Although I imagine that the US would be more circumspect in the matter, what with god and all.

[mjmacky]

Or you could just use a condom as your first condom.
They literally hurl them at teenagers in the UK. Although I imagine that the US would be more circumspect in the matter, what with god and all.

Now you're thinking. God only barebacks.

[manker]

Or you could just use a condom as your first condom.
They literally hurl them at teenagers in the UK. Although I imagine that the US would be more circumspect in the matter, what with god and all.

Now you're thinking. God only barebacks.

He's also omnipotent and omniscient.

You'd think he'd have more than just the one kid

[megabyteme]

Now you're thinking. God only barebacks.

He's also omnipotent and omniscient.

You'd think he'd have more than just the one kid

Do you think He would have the power to not be everywhere? Really, what I'm asking is if he has the choice to not be in fat chicks' cooters.

[manker]

He's also omnipotent and omniscient.

You'd think he'd have more than just the one kid

Do you think He would have the power to not be everywhere? Really, what I'm asking is if he has the choice to not be in fat chicks' cooters.

Must be. That's what I'm saying.

He chooses not to have his throbbing god cawk inside chicks otherwise there'd be deities all over the place. The fact that there was one, once, means that he is a capable sire so that one occasion he must have got blind drunk and ended up banging Mary.
That's the virgin Mary, not our Mary, although our Mary might well be a virgin, too. She likes anime

Basically, I've just proved that god is gay.