
Originally Posted by
megabyteme
Do you think He would have the power to
not be everywhere? Really, what I'm asking is if he has the
choice to not be in fat chicks' cooters.

Must be. That's what I'm saying.
He chooses not to have his throbbing god cawk inside chicks otherwise there'd be deities all over the place. The fact that there was one, once, means that he is a capable sire so that one occasion he must have got blind drunk and ended up banging Mary.
That's the virgin Mary, not our Mary, although our Mary might well be a virgin, too. She likes anime
Basically, I've just proved that god is gay.
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