Proof that the Sports Club forum is pish

[megabyteme]

Let's step back here for one moment. Baseball is a sport?

This definition must come from the same people trying to get poker and checkers umbrella'd under that same category, too.

Spoiler: Show

Merkins.

[manker]

Finally weary from my lackadaisical ignorance of the definition of aubergine, I finally looked it up. It's eggplant, I want to go back to believing it was a type of horse.

It was the first large and not particularly ballistic shaped vegetable that popped into his fuzzy little mind, the basic premise was something unfeasibly large to stick up a horses vagina, although an aubergine was probably not ambitious enough, it would probably fit imho (no I have no urge to do any field trials, I will supply the horse and the ambulance, you can find a suitable moron candidate). I personally would have leaned somewhere towards huge, maybe watermelon or a nice big pumpkin perhaps?

I'm not much of an eggplant man myself, but is it rigid enough to be incorporated into sex practices? The way I'm imagining it, it's one Kegel flex away from Baba ghanoush.

I didn't choose a bigger, more rounded vegetable because I put myself into the horse whisperer's mind and decided he would probably choose an item which would most closely resemble the head of a stallion's cawk such that the mare might be more conducive.
Having never seen one of those close up, I decided an aubergine might fit the bill (or the vagina, as the case may be).

I will, of course, bow to the knowledge of experts in the field. I am, at best, an enthusiastic amateur.

[tralalala]

Let's step back here for one moment. Baseball is a sport?

This definition must come from the same people trying to get poker and checkers umbrella'd under that same category, too.

Spoiler: Show

Merkins.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=5123986

If they had this on live TV, along with sausage-eating contests and "timber-sports"... I guess its no holds barred..

[megabyteme]

Let's step back here for one moment. Baseball is a sport?

This definition must come from the same people trying to get poker and checkers umbrella'd under that same category, too.

Spoiler: Show

Merkins.

http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/news/story?id=5123986

If they had this on live TV, along with sausage-eating contests and "timber-sports"... I guess its no holds barred..

:weep: At least it has more action than baseball...

[mjmacky]

I will, of course, bow to the knowledge of experts in the field. I am, at best, an enthusiastic amateur.

You're excusing yourself for being wet behind the ears on horse cock, but don't deny any expertise on jerping.

[manker]

'jerping'

I don't think letting slip that I know what the approximate dimensions of an aubergine are qualifies me as an expert in the field.
Having said that, I imagine getting one to fit up your arse needs repeated anal instruction.

If you need to know more, Dr. Squeams is in practice later.

[mjmacky]

If you need to know more, Dr. Squeams is in practice later.

She practices psychology, isn't it a bit aggressive to go there without so much as a one or two fingered rectal exam?

[megabyteme]

If you need to know more, Dr. Squeams is in practice later.

She practices psychology, isn't it a bit aggressive to go there without so much as a one or two fingered rectal exam?

She also tortures mice. I'm sure she'd have no qualms about tossing one of those in at no charge.

[mjmacky]

She practices psychology, isn't it a bit aggressive to go there without so much as a one or two fingered rectal exam?

She also tortures mice. I'm sure she'd have no qualms about tossing one of those in at no charge.

That's hardcore, don't they chew aggressively?

[manker]

You'll be safe.
They have all their teeth removed to find out whether L'Oreal shower gel can cause cancer in leopards. Or something equally pointless.