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    megabyteme's Avatar RASPBERRY RIPPLE BT Rep: +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19BT Rep +19
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    Do you think He would have the power to not be everywhere? Really, what I'm asking is if he has the choice to not be in fat chicks' cooters.
    Must be. That's what I'm saying.

    He chooses not to have his throbbing god cawk inside chicks otherwise there'd be deities all over the place. The fact that there was one, once, means that he is a capable sire so that one occasion he must have got blind drunk and ended up banging Mary.
    That's the virgin Mary, not our Mary, although our Mary might well be a virgin, too. She likes anime

    Basically, I've just proved that god is gay.
    Or he places his omnipotent mind on baseball stats, and never cums. Mary just had the perfect little box, and he couldn't hold back.
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    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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    Couldn't have been that tight, she did ride a donkey
    I plan on beating him to death with his kids. I'll use them as a bludgeon on his face. -

    --Good for them if they survive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by manker View Post
    Couldn't have been that tight, she did ride a donkey
    I'm not certain of Heaven, but if there is a Hell, we've just confirmed our reservations.
    Last edited by megabyteme; 05-18-2012 at 01:14 PM.
    Quote Originally Posted by IdolEyes787 View Post
    Ghey lumberjacks, wolverines, blackflies in the summer, polar bears in the winter, that's basically Canada in a nutshell.

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